release Memes

If You Didnt Know

If You Didnt Know
Content Dishpit & @Dishpit in case you didn't know, this is how you're actually supposed to do software versioning Pride versioning 2.7.123 Proud version Bump when vou are proud of the release Shame version Bump when fixing things too embarrassing to admit Default version Just normal/okay releases

Shhh Not Today Dude

shhhNotTodayDude | bug-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Not This Time Junior! Today Is the Release Day. Bug Bug There Is a Bug! Lead Developer Junior Tester

Nah Im On The Dev Branch

nahImOnTheDevBranch | date-memes, release-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] bletchley punk B alicegoldfuss dudes are so obsessed with being alpha males like where can find a stable release male with some uptodate docs 233 AM 01 Sep 17

We Are Gonna Make It

weAreGonnaMakeIt | android-memes, google-memes, git-memes, github-memes, release-memes, fork-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Mira Google has released AGI. googleagi Android GPU Inspector w850 131 Stars Fork GitHub googleagi Android GPU Inspector L RN

Stinky Nerds

stinkyNerds | release-memes, rds-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content stinky nerds using releases chad exe demander downloading 400MB executable

Release Day

releaseDay | developer-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Not this time Junior! Today is the release day. Lead Developer Junior Tester BUG BUG There is a BUG!

welp me

welp me | server-memes, release-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content GENTLEMEN IT IS WITH GREAT SADNESS TO INFORM YOU THAT I HAVE RELEASED SECRET KEY IN PRODUCTION SERVER

Class Of Programmers

classOfProgrammers | programmer-memes, coding-memes, developer-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, ux-memes, javascript dev-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, program-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, gitlab-memes, data-memes, security-memes, devs-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, class-memes, date-memes, error-memes, release-memes, linkedin-memes, minecraft-memes, overflow-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, div-memes, data science-memes, language-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, startup-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Left Terror Cell Asset Has a PhD Actively targets CS maiors. CCP Cybersecurity Engineer Linux Kernel Engineer Unemployed Graduate Has a decendA can' write a resu Applied to 200 obs Minecraft Modder Williterally only brosram for Open-Source Developer Started coding dicer they waccie the hate has 10 in the Masters Student All heir rends are emploved Regrets pursuing higher educatio Independent Game Developer has n attormer rames for 34.3g on Steam, sells Authoritarian VR Chat Dev Investment Firm Hasn'been ourside since March 2020 Developer One of 3 devs in the whole company Made 65k Legacy Codebase Programmer Maintains a Government Contractor Makes below-average salar The CS Professor confecenters divan sos Devops Hasn't sleottor 2 hou On call 247 FANG Engineer Has solved every cetcode program Asp.Net Dev Only knows Cs and SOL. Laid Off Engineer Spent 10 years in the same job. doy a new gra promo update All-Women Startup Carbon Developer 1.7M followers on Linkedin, Language released 2 weeks ago, culture in "Disrupting' Will fervently defend Carbon on al 13K points on Stack Overflow Knows deep down abandoned by Goo AAA Game Dev JavaScript Dev Never wont to college craned Worked go hours his Tries to interset with damere on Knows Data Science Engineer Dion cover Eastern European Developer Makes S15kyear Milacceptany Gitlab ticket Empornium Admin Expert in peer-to-peer data transfer Weheite lil haen't changed since GENAS Libertarian Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer Has to pass a drug The Fed ber of extremis Discor Ex-military Engineer on HR-mandated Paid Leave sexua harassment Will get fired In aweeks Electrical Engineer Took one procramming class in colles NSA cybersecurity asset Has access to state secrets will he assassinated by the sovemment after they've completed their The Saudi Exchange Student Vent to an American niversitu Returned to Saudi Arabia to work for a The Job Hopper Will switch jobs every 12 months, gets a 20' raise every time Contributes bai on 4Chan John McAfee Wanted by federal authorities had a chance to cash out ears Python Developer spends hou Schizophrenic Developer Defense Contractor Contributes to develooment of someone go a Silk Road Admin Wanted by the FB Onlv uses oublic wisrand Tails

Do Newer Versions Exist

doNewerVersionsExist | java-memes, version-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content mayank ahuja JAVA 23 IS SCHEDULED FOR RELEASE IN SEPT 2024 23? WE ARE USING JAVA 17 17? WE ARE STILL ON JAVA 11 THERE IS NEWER VERSION THAN 8?

Node Young Virginity

nodeYoungVirginity | node-memes, node.js-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Young male virginity on the rise Share of men under age 30 who report zero female sex partners since they turned 18. 60 50 50 40 40 Node.js Released 34 30 30 27 g 20 10 7 1989 2008 2018 2020 2022 2023 2024 Source: General Social Survey THE WASHINGTON POST

Few Word Do Trick

fewWordDoTrick | bugs-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, version-memes, performance-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, bug fix-memes, release-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ChargeHub EV Charge Point Map Yesterdav We're thrilled to announce our latest update, which includes numerous enhancements and bug fixes to improve our app's overall pertormance and user eynerience AT ChargeHub, we strive to provide our users with the best possible experience, and your feedback is always appreciated. Here are some of the significant changes vou can expect from this release - Minor Bug Fixes: We addressed minor bugs affecting the app's performance and stability. We appreciate your feedback highlighting these issues and remain committed to providina a seamless experience. We are continually working to improve our app and enhance vour experience. If vou had a satisfactory experience, please leave a five-star rating. If vou have any feedback or suggestions for future updates, please do not hesitate to contact us at ioschargehub.com with anv further feedback or issues vou encounter and we will do our best to address vour concerns. Thank vou for choosing ChargeHub! Version 12 85 0 . 036 MB Snapchat 2 Davs Ago Open Bua fixes Version 12 95.0 40 . 2701 MB

Framework Release Be Like

frameworkReleaseBeLike | bugs-memes, bug-memes, release-memes, production-memes, framework-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3 rules: -no wishing for death -no falling in love -no bring back dead people I wish for companies to stop releasing production-ready frameworks when they are still full of bugs There are 4 rules Imgfitp.com