The AI Adoption Crisis

Ah, the modern developer's workflow. Empty try block, followed by a catch that just calls OpenAI to fix whatever broke. Why debug your own code when you can outsource your incompetence to an AI? Next up: a ChatGPT plugin that automatically adds this snippet to all your repositories. Efficiency through surrender.

Stack Overflow being tossed aside like last year's Christmas toy now that AI can generate code snippets. Five years of meticulously collecting upvotes just to be replaced by a chatbot that hallucinates half its answers but delivers them with unwavering confidence. The future is here, and it's wearing a cowboy hat.

The sudden realization when you see those fear-mongering LinkedIn posts about AI replacing software engineers... only to discover they're written by some random "AI startup founder" with suspicious credentials and a clear product to sell. The wide-eyed cat perfectly captures that moment of "Wait a minute... is this just marketing disguised as industry insight?" Classic tech ecosystem manipulation – first create the panic, then conveniently offer the solution. The digital equivalent of a medieval snake oil merchant, just with more buzzwords and a Series A funding round.

Ah, the classic corporate strategy meeting. On the left, a massive crowd flocks to the "Fancy-Tech-First" approach. "Let's blockchain our AI microservices in the cloud with quantum edge computing!" Meanwhile, one lonely soul stands at the "Problem-First" door. That person probably asked "What are we actually trying to solve here?" and was immediately labeled as "not a team player." The graveyard of failed digital transformation projects is filled with $10M solutions to $10K problems. But hey, at least the PowerPoint slides looked impressive.

Content The Self Taught "Serious" Programmer Starter Kit "Just learn assemblv" What the hell is a proof? "bro, you don't need math" Has zero professional experience Lacks basic computer architecture fundamentals despite praising its importance Very active in r/_programming Over emphasizes the importance of code editors and sneers at IDEs made with mematie

Future dating preferences just got hilariously dystopian! 😂 By 2030, forget height and wealth requirements - we'll be swiping left on anyone who wasn't trained on at least 200B parameters! Meanwhile, the robots are just going "beep boop" while secretly planning to replace us all in the dating pool. The AI singularity isn't coming for our jobs first... it's coming for our love lives! Dating apps in 10 years will have a filter for "minimum transformer size" right next to "must love dogs."