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What Programmers Do
Debugging Testing
25 days ago 39.5K views 2 shares
whatProgrammersDo | programmer-memes, program-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Coding Documehting Debugging Meetings Testing Googling Copy--Paste Chat-GPT-ing What people think A programmer does What a programmer does most of the time and the latest one elve 20230929

Very Relatable
Debugging
27 days ago 18.4K views 0 shares
veryRelatable | coding-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Her: I bet he's thinking about another women Him: Why is it that I get ideas to fix bugs when I'm doing anything but coding?

Just Got Accepted Into Mc Faang
Python Linux Debugging Databases Backend
27 days ago 94.1K views 0 shares
justGotAcceptedIntoMcFAANG | engineer-memes, engineering-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, list-memes, algorithm-memes, debug-memes, algorithms-memes, cli-memes, mac-memes, pip-memes, nosql-memes, pipeline-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes.
Linux Microsoft Debugging Backend
28 days ago 29.2K views 0 shares
I see your GitHub jokes and I raise you QBASIC jokes. | bug-memes, git-memes, github-memes, debug-memes, search-memes, microsoft-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content File Edit View Search Run Debug Uptions Untitled Help Welcome to Microsoft (R) QuickBASIC Version 4.50 (C) Copyright Microsoft Corporation, 1985-1988. All rights reserved. Simultaneously published in the U.S. and Canada. Press Enter to see the QuickBASIC Survival Guide Press ESC to clear this dialog box Immediate F1Help EnterExecute EscCancel TabNext Field Arrow Next Item

I Am Who Iam
Debugging
28 days ago 7.4K views 0 shares
iAmWhoIAm | bug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jr. dev- How did you find the bug so easily? Sr. Dev- I was there when it was written

When my boss does not know the difference between coding and debugging
Debugging
29 days ago 16.0K views 0 shares
When my boss does not know the difference between coding and debugging | coding-memes, code-memes, debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOU TOOK 3 DAYS TO WRITE 2 LINES OF GODE? VES

Shhh Not Today Dude
Debugging
1 month ago 7.4K views 0 shares
shhhNotTodayDude | bug-memes, release-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Not This Time Junior! Today Is the Release Day. Bug Bug There Is a Bug! Lead Developer Junior Tester

Priorities
Debugging
1 month ago 7.7K views 0 shares
priorities | bug-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] robin dreamsofsloth the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug thats been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks notice. witf

The Benefits Of Open Source
Debugging
1 month ago 6.2K views 0 shares
theBenefitsOfOpenSource | bug-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] pmmented on Mar 3 2019 Gl IR Yes indeed just noticed it because my accounting reconciliation processing was giving me unexpected results. This bug should at least be prioritize as high since its impact is extremely disastrous for anything where number accuracy matter ie financial transactions 10 alaa l pleTo on Mar 4 2019 lease do tell me how use my free time. really like hearing FUCKING DEMANDS FROM YOU A PERSON DONT EVEN KNOW. Actually fuck you. Go away. 2 10 W11 1

How To Solve Bug
Debugging
1 month ago 14.4K views 0 shares
howToSolveBug | computer-memes, computer science-memes, bug-memes, algorithm-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Coworker so how did you solve the bug Me Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia the free encyclopedia In computer science the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. Itis named for the ostrich effect which is defined as to stick ones head in the sand and pretend there is no problem. It is used when it is more costeffective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

Be Rich By Sabotaging Your Own Code
Debugging
1 month ago 14.0K views 0 shares
beRichBySabotagingYourOwnCode | code-memes, program-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, bot-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] INTENTIONALLYADDBUGSTO.THECODE REPORT THEM ANONYMOUSLY TO THE BUG BOUNTY PROGRAM TO.GET A REWARD

D Eb Ug Gi Ng
Debugging Testing Frontend
1 month ago 26.5K views 0 shares
dEbUgGiNg | developer-memes, web-memes, website-memes, debugging-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, bug-memes, image-memes, object-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] JAvirgen object Object When testing our website sometimes give myself a silly name and choose an image of the broken image as an avatar just to keep the developers busy.