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Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal curse of the programmer's brain! 🧠💻 One minute you're just innocent Bob coding at night, then BOOM—a brilliant idea strikes! And that's it. Your brain is now a hostage to this feature that ABSOLUTELY MUST be implemented RIGHT THIS SECOND. Sleep? What's that? Some deprecated function? Your pillow becomes your sworn enemy as you stare at the ceiling, mentally refactoring code that doesn't even exist yet. The clock? Just a cruel reminder that you'll be a zombie tomorrow. But who cares? THE FEATURE MUST LIVE! We're all Bob. We're all doomed. Send coffee. ☕

Content fix bugs add features rewrite all in new trendy language

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[text] Boss We need more features on our app. Coder Yeah what do you want Boss Something new something useful. Coder Yeah but like what Boss Figure it out.

[text] When you have to implement a new feature into legacy code

Content DevOps Dan scripticles Schroedinger's code: it's only a bug if someone notices it programming Alberto Casas Ortiz Albert... 29 Nov 20 V Replying to scripticles and codeFlawCo And if the client notices it, it's a feature.

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