feature Memes

It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature
The eternal software development dance, ladies and gentlemen! QA tester points at a scratched car bumper: "It's a Bug." But the developer, with the reflexes of a cornered cat, slaps on a Street Fighter character decal over the damage and proudly declares: "It's a Feature." Behold, the ancient art of problem reframing! Why fix what you can rebrand? Next time your code crashes the production server, just call it "unexpected meditation time for the operations team."

We Get Paid Anyway

weGetPaidAnyway | language-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content fix bugs add features rewrite all in new trendy language

Clean And Optimized Code

cleanAndOptimizedCode | code-memes, pdf-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] WE NEED TO WRITE CLEAN OPTIMIZED CODE SURE THING. WE ALSO NEED TO SHIP THIS FEATURE IN 3 DAYS. THAT RESUME.PDF

Over Promise Under Deliver

overPromiseUnderDeliver | engineer-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] jay 5 moonho x Engineer on zoom call who says feature cant be delivered vs PM who already told everyone it will be live next week 22 STEPHEN A SMITH ON THE STATE OF CAMALAS CAHPAIGN e Gl

Another Week Another Request

anotherWeekAnotherRequest | code-memes, coder-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Boss We need more features on our app. Coder Yeah what do you want Boss Something new something useful. Coder Yeah but like what Boss Figure it out.

Fit On That Thang

fitOnThatThang | machine learning-memes, machine-memes, class-memes, search-memes, network-memes, mac-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Stat Arb w quantarb Hawk Tuah recently went viral for her rant on the overuse of advanced machine learning models by junior quant researchers. Junior researchers prefer nonlinear methods and complex black boxes despite the limitations of these models to deal with the high risk of overfitting n i I I I I I L AT o Feature network regularizati pomee Classification Model parameterizec min X 66 U a X Y ZSU il

New Feature Into Legacy Code

newFeatureIntoLegacyCode | code-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] When you have to implement a new feature into legacy code

Code

code | programming-memes, code-memes, program-memes, bug-memes, cli-memes, IT-memes, devops-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DevOps Dan scripticles Schroedinger's code: it's only a bug if someone notices it programming Alberto Casas Ortiz Albert... 29 Nov 20 V Replying to scripticles and codeFlawCo And if the client notices it, it's a feature.

Hate The Teams Calling Feature

hateTheTeamsCallingFeature | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When a junior programmer wanted to call you on a code clarification rather than discussing it over a chat yuva.krishna.memes

Something Made Up

somethingMadeUp | code-memes, try-memes, edge-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me Realising I have to implement a complex feature from scratch Writes the code within a day The code works perfectly in the first try The code also covers edge cases that I didn't even know existed Ber Bernie Berni rie

Please Review My Pull Request

pleaseReviewMyPullRequest | code-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 0 00 OH, YE GODS! MY CODE IS RUINED. BUT WHAt IS IDIDNT GIVE A SHT? GA Feature Ranch

Checkmate Rust Evangelists

checkmateRustEvangelists | c++-memes, list-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content C26ADDS A TINY FEATURE, THAT MAKES C SAFER 0 SO, RUST IS SAFE, BUT C IS "SAFER