software engineer Memes

The Beanie-Based Tech Hierarchy
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
1 day ago 60.1K views 0 shares
The Beanie-Based Tech Hierarchy
The secret tech career hierarchy nobody tells you about in coding bootcamp: it's all about the beanie height-to-salary ratio. Want that six-figure software engineering job? Better start folding that beanie up! Meanwhile, the rest of us unemployed devs with our slouchy beanies are just one npm install away from dealing drugs in the parking lot. The real full-stack development is stacking your beanie just right during the Zoom interview.

The Sugar Daddy Delusion
Programming Debugging
4 days ago 89.6K views 0 shares
The Sugar Daddy Delusion
Someone's been checking their bank account after buying that new M2 MacBook Pro and 4 different mechanical keyboards this month. Let's be real—the closest most of us get to being "sugar daddies" is splurging on premium GitHub tiers and paying for IDEs we could technically get for free. The brutal reality check that your $120K salary feels like minimum wage after rent in San Francisco and those AWS bills you forgot to turn off. Nothing says "wealthy bachelor" like eating ramen while debugging at 1AM because you can't afford both DoorDash AND that new RTX graphics card. Now get back to optimizing those algorithms instead of your dating profile. The only thing getting any attention tonight is your pull request.

When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User
Microsoft Windows Programming
23 days ago 71.8K views 0 shares
When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User
Windows Search is the feature we all love to hate. It can't find a file that's literally named exactly what you're searching for, but somehow manages to surface that embarrassing PowerPoint from 2013. The guy claiming to be the lead developer is basically admitting to creating one of Microsoft's most frustrating products—no wonder the dad wants him gone faster than a memory leak in Internet Explorer. Finding anything with Windows Search is like trying to find a specific semicolon in a 10,000-line codebase written by an intern.

When "Developer" Means Two Different Things
Programming
25 days ago 66.2K views 0 shares
When "Developer" Means Two Different Things
The classic bait and switch of the software industry. Guy says he's a developer, girl says "me too!" But turns out he writes code while she sells condos. Two completely different universes using the same job title. The real-estate kind of developer probably makes more money though, so who's the real winner here? Not the one debugging production issues at midnight.

The Ultimate Programmer Dating Strategy
C++ Programming
28 days ago 79.4K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Programmer Dating Strategy
Ah, the pinnacle of dating advice from the C++ trenches! When asked what makes someone instantly attractive, our hero bypasses all the superficial stuff and goes straight for the jugular: fluency in C++ . Because nothing says "date me" like understanding memory management, pointer arithmetic, and template metaprogramming. The 177 upvotes clearly indicate this person has found their target audience - other developers who've spent countless nights debugging segmentation faults instead of developing social skills. The perfect pickup line doesn't exi—oh wait, it's "I can implement a non-recursive quicksort without Stack Overflow."

Software Gardener
Programming Agile Debugging
1 month ago 56.7K views 0 shares
Software Gardener
Forget fancy titles like "engineer" or "developer" - what we really do is tend to legacy code jungles, prune buggy branches, and desperately try to stop feature weeds from choking our beautiful architecture. Just call me what I am: a software gardener who spends 90% of my time pulling out the spaghetti code someone else planted five years ago.

What Was He Thinking
Linux Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 67.3K views 0 shares
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Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

The Irony
Programming
1 month ago 27.7K views 0 shares
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[text] Salesforce e 5575569 followers 2w Edited We are hiring software engineers across our teams in Hyderabad and Bengaluru. Learn more about career opportunities at Salesforce. Oe 33 5 Like Comment Share To view or add a comment sign in More Relevant Posts Thomas Wagner . Marc Benioff says Salesforce isnt hiring Software Engineers in 2025. min 1200 . think thats only part of the picture. Companies like Salesforc ...more

The Current Job Market
Javascript Typescript AWS Python Java
1 month ago 245.6K views 0 shares
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[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Knowing Which Code
StackOverflow
1 month ago 33.2K views 0 shares
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[text] Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow . JessicaSu CSPhDstudentat Stanford Its still worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow 1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow 100000year

Venn Diagram
Programming
1 month ago 10.2K views 0 shares
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[text] SEARCHING SEARCHING FOR A FOR A USE CASE BUSINESS STIW SEARCHING FOR A SEMICOoLON 2 2 A SENIOR soFTWARE ENGINEER.

* Googles Lyndsey stackoverflow *
Python Java StackOverflow Testing Backend
1 month ago 40.4K views 0 shares
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Content science guff.c This Victoria's Secret model can program code in Python, C, Java, MIPS, and Objective-C. toban tobou Anyone? I don't think so 2d Reply 3d 1 like awadri2 Only print "Hello World!" 8 Reply degrammer Yeah she can write Hello World G 3d 1 like Reply strammispersian What a waste 3d Reply lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on StackOverflow; I'm on the iOS tutorial team for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOS software engineer for RallyBound, the 841st fastest growing company in the US according to incmagazine, have a Bachelor's degree from Amherst where I double majored in computer science and theater, and I'm able to live my life doing everything I love. Looking at these comments I wonder why 41 of women in technical careers drop out because of a hostile work environment gofigure 190 likee Denie