software engineer Memes

Software Gardener

Software Gardener
Forget fancy titles like "engineer" or "developer" - what we really do is tend to legacy code jungles, prune buggy branches, and desperately try to stop feature weeds from choking our beautiful architecture. Just call me what I am: a software gardener who spends 90% of my time pulling out the spaghetti code someone else planted five years ago.

What Was He Thinking

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Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes

The Irony

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[text] Salesforce e 5575569 followers 2w Edited We are hiring software engineers across our teams in Hyderabad and Bengaluru. Learn more about career opportunities at Salesforce. Oe 33 5 Like Comment Share To view or add a comment sign in More Relevant Posts Thomas Wagner . Marc Benioff says Salesforce isnt hiring Software Engineers in 2025. min 1200 . think thats only part of the picture. Companies like Salesforc ...more

The Current Job Market

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[text] 2020 Company We hope you have a pulse because were about to pay you 100k and teach you everything you need to know Me Yay Im a software engineer 2024 Company You must know SQL Java Kubernetes Docker AWS Terraform Jenkins CICD C ServiceNow NoSQL GraphQL Typescript Spring SpringBoot Selenium Maven JUnit Javascript Jest NodeJS MongoDB Angular HTML CSS TCP IP Linux Virtualization TLS GCP Bash have active security clearance masters degree CS or related field and mi um 10 years of experience. Please provide cover letter academic transcript and 3 professional references. Posted now. Entry level role 22.50hr. 800 applications job expired. made with mematic

Knowing Which Code

knowingWhichCode | software-memes, code-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, stack overflow-memes, overflow-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow . JessicaSu CSPhDstudentat Stanford Its still worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow 1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow 100000year

Venn Diagram

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* Googles Lyndsey stackoverflow *

* Googles Lyndsey stackoverflow * | software-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, google-memes, c++-memes, test-memes, ios-memes, object-memes, overflow-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content science guff.c This Victoria's Secret model can program code in Python, C, Java, MIPS, and Objective-C. toban tobou Anyone? I don't think so 2d Reply 3d 1 like awadri2 Only print "Hello World!" 8 Reply degrammer Yeah she can write Hello World G 3d 1 like Reply strammispersian What a waste 3d Reply lyndsey360 I have 27481 points on StackOverflow; I'm on the iOS tutorial team for RayWendelich.com; I'm the Lead iOS software engineer for RallyBound, the 841st fastest growing company in the US according to incmagazine, have a Bachelor's degree from Amherst where I double majored in computer science and theater, and I'm able to live my life doing everything I love. Looking at these comments I wonder why 41 of women in technical careers drop out because of a hostile work environment gofigure 190 likee Denie

Ai Job Security

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Content Bryan Follow bryancsk You think they're going to replace software engineers with Al? Hahaha. Engineering managers are promoted based on how much headcount they are managing. You think they'd cut their own numbers?

Understanding posts in this sub > PhD

Understanding posts in this sub > PhD | programmer-memes, coding-memes, software-memes, engineer-memes, software engineer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me being unsecure about my coding skills, unsure if I'm good enough to apply for a job as a software engineer Me when one of my posts in rProgrammerHumor hits 500 upvotes 001

We Are Being Studied

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Content RESEARCH-ARTICLE f What Makes Programmers Laugh? Exploring the Submissions of the Subreddit rProgrammerHumor. Authors: Milkka Kuutila, Leevi Rantala, Junhao Li, Simo Hosio, Mika Mntyla Authors Info Claims ESEM '24: Proceedings of the 18th ACMIEEE International Symposium on Empirical Software Engineering and Measurement Pages 371 - 381 https:doi-org.ezproxy.auckland.ac.nz10.11453674805.3686696 Check for updates Published: 24 October 2024 Publication History.

Not Showered Power

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Content Ejaj Ahmed O aeejazkhan Member As a software engineer, what's your superpower 11:35 PM Jan 14, 2025 2,816 Views 9 18 17 16 Collin cobhimself Member 18h I don't have to shower. 17 1 ... M ... til 52

Life Imprisonment For Using Wrong Operator

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Content 3rd Software Engineer Cybersecurity ... Follow 1d G Software Engineers need to be held accountable for the code they write... Too many people are careless in this industry. I think a lot of the problems regarding quality and security would be mitigated by swift legal action. If there was a real risk of being thrown in prison or sued, I imagine people would be more likely to test their code before they ship it to end users. It is not okay to be bad at your job, some mistakes should not be made. C66 55 147 comments 1 repost Like Comment Repost Send