Let's Get Certificates... Of Death

That thousand-yard stare of a developer who just hit "Rebuild All" right before a meeting. Now he's trapped in his own personal prison, watching helplessly as his CPU melts, fans scream, and battery drains faster than his will to live. The compiler is probably still on file 3 of 9,457. He's calculating whether he has time to get coffee, update his resume, or possibly move to a new country before it finishes.

The eternal paradox of our craft in one perfect sign. Spent six years getting a CS degree just to stare at code that worked yesterday but doesn't today because Mercury is in retrograde or something. The best part? That magical moment when you remove a line of code to see if it breaks things, it doesn't, but you're too afraid to delete it permanently because the programming gods are fickle and vengeful. The only field where impostor syndrome is actually the correct diagnosis.

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