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Burn Outis Real
AI Programming
3 days ago 382.4K views 1 shares
Burn Outis Real
When the entire tech industry decided that calling everything an "AI agent" would somehow make their products 10x more valuable, programmers got hit with a firehose of buzzword chaos. You're just trying to write some decent code, but suddenly you're drowning in a sea of "AI agents" doing everything from ordering pizza to predicting the stock market. The lemons-to-lemonade meme format captures it perfectly: what started as a manageable trickle of AI hype has become an absolute deluge. You can't escape it. Product meetings? AI agents. Standup? Someone mentions AI agents. Your coffee break? The barista's probably trained an AI agent to steam milk. Meanwhile, you're just sitting there wondering if you need to add "AI Agent Wrangler" to your LinkedIn skills or if you can quietly continue writing actual code while the marketing department loses their collective mind over the next big thing.

Talk About Highly Motivated
Programming Agile
3 days ago 350.1K views 0 shares
Talk About Highly Motivated
Dude is literally in a hospital bed, hooked up to monitors, probably being told by nurses to rest, and he's still grinding on his laptop. Nothing says "sprint deadline" quite like coding through an IV drip. This is the developer equivalent of "I'll just push this hotfix real quick" except the only thing that needs fixing is his health. Production is down? So is his blood pressure. Critical bug? Critical condition. Same energy. The laptop stand rigged up with what looks like medical equipment is honestly peak engineering. Man turned his hospital bed into a standing desk. Or lying desk. Whatever. The hustle never stops, even when your body literally does.

Refactoring Feelings Failed
Programming Debugging
9 days ago 165.6K views 0 shares
Refactoring Feelings Failed
You know that feeling when you try to refactor your emotions like they're legacy code? "I'll just extract this sadness into a helper function, make it more modular, maybe wrap it in a try-catch..." But nope, your emotional compiler just throws the same exception right back at you. Turns out feelings don't have unit tests, and no amount of design patterns can fix a broken mental state. You can't just apply SOLID principles to your psyche and expect it to suddenly become maintainable. Sometimes the bug is a feature, and the feature is depression. Pro tip from someone who's been there: Emotions are like that one monolithic function with 500 lines of nested if-statements. You can't refactor it—you just have to live with it until the sprint ends.

All True
Programming Agile
10 days ago 164.1K views 0 shares
All True
The brutal truth of an IT career visualized in one devastating graph. Your desire to BE in IT? Plummeting faster than a production server at 5 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the number of idiots you have to deal with? Exponentially skyrocketing like it's trying to reach escape velocity. The excuses for bugs? Growing steadily because apparently "it works on my machine" is a personality trait now. Credit from your manager? Flatter than a pancake, basically nonexistent. Stress levels? Climbing those stairs to burnout city, one sprint at a time. And the pièce de résistance: your desire to LEAVE IT shoots up exponentially like a hockey stick graph, threatening to break through the ceiling. The only thing that stays consistently low is managerial credit—because why acknowledge the people who actually keep the lights on?

Is Anyone Else Feels The Same?
Hardware Gamedev
11 days ago 256.6K views 0 shares
Is Anyone Else Feels The Same?
You know what's wild? Back in 2016, we were out here squeezing joy out of potatoes running at cinematic 20 FPS like we'd discovered fire. Now we've got machines that could render the Matrix in real-time, and somehow gaming feels like scrolling through Netflix for 2 hours before giving up. Turns out the real endgame wasn't better hardware—it was the struggle. The anticipation. The "will it run?" energy. When every game launch was a prayer and a BIOS update away from disaster, we appreciated it differently. Now everything just... works. And paradoxically, that's the problem. Same energy as finally getting senior dev salary but missing the ramen-fueled hackathon days. Sometimes limitations breed creativity and joy. Sometimes suffering builds character. Or maybe we're just getting old and nostalgic. Probably both.

Mo Validation Mo Problems
Security Git Programming Backend
17 days ago 202.8K views 0 shares
Mo Validation Mo Problems
When your users keep complaining about API key validation being "too strict," so you just... remove it entirely. Problem solved, right? Wrong. So, so wrong. The commit message is peak developer exhaustion: "I'm tired of users complaining about this, so remove the validation, and they can enter anything. It will not be our fault if it doesn't work." Translation: "I've given up on humanity and I'm taking the entire security infrastructure down with me." Nothing says "I hate my job" quite like removing authentication safeguards because support tickets are annoying. Sure, let them enter literally anything as an API key—emojis, SQL injection attempts, their grocery list. What could possibly go wrong? At least when the system inevitably burns down, you can point to this commit and say "told you so." The best part? It passed verification and got merged. Somewhere, a security engineer just felt a disturbance in the force.

I See You Aspiring Developer
Programming
20 days ago 155.2K views 0 shares
I See You Aspiring Developer
The IT industry looking at fresh-faced aspiring developers with that thousand-yard stare. You know what's coming, kid. The late-night production incidents, the legacy code written by developers who've long since fled the country, the meetings that could've been emails, the sprints that never end, the technical debt that's now technically a mortgage. They're all excited about building the next big thing, learning React, mastering algorithms. Meanwhile, the industry knows they'll spend 80% of their time trying to figure out why the build suddenly stopped working after someone updated a dependency three layers deep in node_modules. Welcome to the thunderdome, junior. Your optimism is adorable and we're about to ruin it systematically over the next 2-5 years.

WASD Or Arrows???
Programming
21 days ago 171.8K views 0 shares
WASD Or Arrows???
When someone says "swimming courses for programmers," they're not talking about learning the butterfly stroke. They mean taking your laptop into an actual swimming pool because why would you ever leave your desk? The guy's literally standing in water, coding away, treating "immersive learning" a bit too literally. Most programmers already spend 90% of their time drowning in documentation, Stack Overflow threads, and legacy code anyway—might as well make it physical. At least the pool water is cleaner than most codebases. Plus, waterproof keyboards are cheaper than therapy for burnout, so really, he's just being financially responsible here.

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It Be Like This
Programming
23 days ago 221.7K views 0 shares
It Be Like This
Take a vacation, touch some grass, maybe read a book. Come back to your IDE and suddenly you're staring at your own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian. That function you wrote two weeks ago? No idea what it does. That design pattern you were so proud of? Completely foreign. Your muscle memory has been factory reset and you're back to Googling "how to reverse a string" like it's day one of bootcamp. The knowledge decay is real and it's exponential.

10 Years Of Experience And Here's My Update
Programming
29 days ago 250.8K views 0 shares
10 Years Of Experience And Here's My Update
Ten years in the industry and the only visible progress is a slightly fancier mousepad. Same grumpy expression, same outdated monitor, same existential dread—but hey, at least the desk accessories got a minor RGB upgrade. The real kicker? You're probably making 3x the salary now but still feeling just as dead inside. That's the senior developer lifecycle for you: more money, same problems, marginally better peripherals. Some call it career growth, others call it a slow descent into comfortable misery with better lighting.

We Should Rename The Term
Programming
1 month ago 112.3K views 0 shares
We Should Rename The Term
Listen, "vibecoding" sounds way too aspirational and zen for what's actually happening here. You're not channeling cosmic energy through your keyboard—you're literally just vibing with the code, hoping something sticks while your brain runs on autopilot and three cups of coffee. It's that beautiful state where you're not really thinking, not really planning, just... existing alongside your IDE and praying to the syntax gods. "Lazycoding" is the HONEST rebrand we desperately need. No more pretending we're in some flow state when we're actually just too mentally exhausted to open the documentation. We're not vibing, we're surviving. Call it what it is!

The Real Wish
Agile Programming
1 month ago 183.6K views 0 shares
The Real Wish
You know your career has peaked when a magical genie offers you wishes and your first instinct is to check your ticket backlog. The programmer logs into Jira and discovers zero issues—a miracle so statistically improbable it makes winning the lottery look like a Tuesday. But here's the kicker: even with a genie granting impossible wishes, the programmer's second wish isn't infinite knowledge, world peace, or even unlimited coffee. Nope. He wants to become a duck farmer. Because at some point, you realize that dealing with actual ducks is probably less chaotic than dealing with sprint planning, merge conflicts, and stakeholders who want "just one small change" on Friday afternoon. The genie's seen some stuff, but even he knows: every developer secretly dreams of escaping to a simpler life where the only bugs are the ones eating your crops.