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Content How to fix any computer The Oatmeal Windows Step I. Reboot Apple Step I. Take it to an Apple store. v Did that fix it, No? Proceed to step a Did that fix it; No? Proceed to step a Step a. Format hard drive Reinstall Windows Lose all your files. Quietly weep. Step a. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Linux Step I. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giont beard. Blame Sun Microsusters. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hugene. Write a regular expression that would make other precrammers cry blood. Learn to code in Java Recompile the kernel again Cut thic time while wearing your lucky socks) Did that fix its Nor Proceed to step an Step a. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietlu weep.

Content Gautam k. rajput imComputerGeek How to be a hacker??? Open terminal in front of your friends type "Is -a" chuckle and say words like encryption, firewall and boom... You are a hacker. 12:16 pm 27 Mar 20 Twitter for Android ProgrammerHumor

Japanese train stations 🤝 programmers: indexing from zero. While normal humans count from 1, this train platform proudly displays platforms 0 and 1 for the Shinonoi Line, proving that somewhere, a developer was definitely in charge of the numbering system. The non-tech folks probably wonder why they can't just use normal numbers like civilized people, but we know better. Arrays start at 0, platforms start at 0, life starts at 0. It's the natural order of things if you've spent enough time staring at code until your eyes bleed.

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Content One of the world's best snipers has arrived in Ukraine. The French-Canadian "Wali" from the Royal Canadian 22e Rgiment made his reputation during tours in Afghanistan, Syria and Iraq He fought in the same Canadian unit as the sniper with the world's longest kill (3.5 km) 3 0 9. 4 Awards i read that he became a computer scientist after his time in the service. that means he feels it's more morally correct to kill people than program Javascript Reply 4 5.1k J

Content THE C PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE pointer initialization 102, 138 pointer, null 102, 198 pointer subtraction 103, 138, 198 pointer to function 118, 147, 201 pointer to structure 136 pointer, void 93, 103, 120, 199 pointer vs. array 97, 99-100, 104. 113 pointer-integer conversion 198-199, 205 pointers and subscripts 97, 99, 217 pointers, array of 107 pointers, operations permitted on 103 Polish notation 74 pop function 77 portability 3, 37, 43, 49, 147, 151, 153, 185 position of braces 10 postfix and - - 46, 105 pow library function 24, 251 power function 25, 27 pragma 233 precedence of operators 17, 52, 95, 131-132, 199 prefix and - - 46, 106 preprocessor, macro 88, 228-233 preprocessor name, FILE 254 preprocessor name, LINE 254 preprocessor names, predefined 233 preprocessor operator, 90, 230 preprocessor operator 90. 230 INDEX 269 ptrdifft type name 103, 147, 206 push function 77 pushback, input 78 put library function 161, 247 put macro 176 putchar library function 15, 152, 161, 247 puts library function 164, 247 qsort function 87, 110, 120 qsort library function 253 qualifier, type 208, 211 quicksort 87, 110 quote character, 19, 37-38, 193 quote character, " 8, 20, 38, 194 r carriage return character 38, 193 raise library function 255 rand function 46 rand library function 252 RAND MAX 252 read system call 170 readdir function 184 readlines function 109 realloc library function 252 recursion 86, 139, 141, 182, 202, 269 recursive-descent parser 123