Must Resist Urge

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Must...Resist...Urge...

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The eternal struggle between professionalism and having a personality in your code. Sure, management wants "clean, maintainable code" but they don't understand the spiritual damage caused by naming your StringBuilder anything other than "bobTheBuilder". Ten years into this career and I'm still sweating over variable names while staring at pull request comments saying "please use more descriptive naming conventions." Yeah, because finalProcessedDataObjectManagerFactory is so much better than thingDoer.

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