It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature

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Ah, the classic tale of software development lifecycle. Panel 1: A beautiful, organized tree structure representing clean, modular code. Everyone's happy. Panel 2: The client utters those fatal words about needing a function to do "something in this place." Panel 3: Nuclear explosion. Your pristine architecture doesn't survive first contact with changing requirements. You wrote a masterpiece that handles A through Y perfectly, but the moment someone asks for Z, the whole codebase collapses like a house of cards built by a caffeinated squirrel. And that, kids, is why we drink.

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After 15 years in tech, I can confirm this pie chart is scientifically accurate. The blue slice representing "restart whatever isn't working" is basically our industry's version of percussive maintenance. That "IT placebo effect" is real too—walk into a room and suddenly the printer that's been jamming for 3 days works flawlessly. Users look at you like you're a wizard, but really you just interrupted whatever cosmic force was enjoying their suffering. And let's be honest, that quick Google search is just us typing "why the hell is [software] doing [weird thing]" and hoping someone on Stack Overflow had the same existential crisis.

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When your CS professor asks for a simple multiplication function but you decide to use recursion and set your computer's RAM on LITERAL FIRE! 🔥 The code is basically saying "I'll add 'a' to itself 'b' times" but in the MOST DRAMATIC WAY POSSIBLE! Your poor CPU is screaming in agony while calculating 3×4 through FOUR recursive calls when a simple multiplication operator would've done the job in 0.000001 seconds! The stack trace is probably longer than my list of regrets after staying up all night debugging this monstrosity! And for what? To impress who exactly?! The computer gods are NOT amused, honey! 💅