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The corporate AI fever in a single frame! That dad just burned through millions on generative AI "proof-of-concepts" that will forever remain in the graveyard of tech demos. The son's sarcastic "What a legend" is peak engineering cynicism—he already knows these projects are the software equivalent of buying a treadmill that becomes a clothes hanger. Meanwhile, every ML engineer is nodding furiously because they've watched executives throw cash at half-baked AI ideas with the ROI strategy of "figure it out later." The real production environment was the friends we made along the way!

Content Andromedus sOON Furnal Equinox ... I hate java .19h: Andromedus so Furnal Equin... 21h Have the first dav of my semester today! First class is programming in java so lets see how that goes :3 12 17 2 33 88

Day 1 of "vibe coding" and you're already questioning the fundamental nature of JSON itself. Not "how do I parse this" or "why is my API returning garbage" – nah, we're going straight to existential philosophy here. "Who IS json?" Like you're about to send it a friend request or invite it to brunch. The "Full access" checkmark really sells it. Yes, JSON now has complete access to your brain, your soul, and probably your LinkedIn password. You've granted it permissions to haunt your dreams. This is what happens when you code purely on vibes – no documentation, no Stack Overflow, just raw philosophical inquiry into data formats. Next up: "why is array?" followed by "when is function?"

Content participate in discovery, do your own data analysis, write briefs, argue with stakeholdersPMs, write the tickets, own the process end to end, care a lot, entertain a career in product management 34 34 take a ticket take a ticket 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

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Content Stu Fleming StuFlemingNZ "Hi, I've found a fault with the English language and I need an entomologist" "An etymologist you mean?" "No. It's a bug, not a feature" 2:58 PM 17 Jun 17 ProdrammerHumor.io