Where Exe? The Compilation Gap

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Where Exe? The Compilation Gap

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The eternal battle between developers and end users captured in its purest form! This GitHub issue shows a user absolutely losing it because they just want an executable file with a GUI, not source code they can't understand. Meanwhile, the maintainers are just casually closing the issue as "completed" and marking it as spam. It's the digital equivalent of asking for a sandwich and getting handed raw ingredients and a cookbook. The beautiful disconnect between "I just need a button to click" and "here's our elegant codebase" that fuels developer nightmares everywhere.

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