End users Memes

The eternal battle between end users and developers, captured in its purest form! This GitHub issue is basically every developer's nightmare - a user who doesn't care about your beautiful architecture, your elegant code, or your sophisticated build process. They just want the executable, PERIODT! 💅 The absolute DRAMA of this person thinking software just magically appears without code! The AUDACITY to call developers "smelly nerds" while demanding they do all the work! I'm literally dying at "WHY IS THERE CODE???" as if code is some optional accessory and not THE ENTIRE POINT. And the best part? This masterpiece is issue #1999 - which means there are potentially 1998 other issues just as ridiculous. The software development experience in its purest form!

Ah yes, the tea bag floating on top instead of steeping properly—exactly how features work without documentation. Developer thinks it's "common sense" that you're supposed to remove the staple and dunk the bag. User just plops the whole thing in and wonders why their experience tastes like disappointment and metal. Six months later, the same developer will stare at their own code wondering what dark magic they were attempting.

Developer: "Tea bags are so intuitive they don't need instructions." End user: *dunks entire tea bag, wrapper and all, into hot water* And that's why we write documentation for even the most "obvious" features. Users will find ways to break your software that you couldn't imagine in your worst fever dreams. The line between intuitive and incomprehensible is thinner than your project deadline.