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It's Probably Malware
Security Devops Git Programming
18 days ago 80.8K views 0 shares
It's Probably Malware
The evolution of trust in software development: Regular Pooh: Not sharing code at all. Suspicious. Probably hiding something terrible. Fancy Pooh: Publishing source code. Ah, a developer of culture and transparency. Demonic Pooh: Creating a GitHub repo with just an executable. The digital equivalent of saying "here's a mysterious candy, stranger, just put it in your mouth."

Can I Offer You A Nice ELF In This Trying Time?
Linux Windows Programming
26 days ago 78.9K views 0 shares
Can I Offer You A Nice ELF In This Trying Time?
While normies are busy making Windows executable (.exe) memes, cultured programmers are offering the superior alternative—Elves (ELF files). For the uninitiated, ELF (Executable and Linkable Format) is the standard binary file format for Linux and Unix-like systems, the sophisticated cousin to Windows' crude .exe files. It's basically like offering someone a fine aged whiskey when they're drinking store-brand cola. The pun works on multiple levels—both as a Linux superiority joke and a play on the fantasy creature. Compile that with the "trying times" of cross-platform development, and you've got yourself a kernel of comedy that only segfaults in the best way possible.

Where Exe Though?
Python Git Programming
1 month ago 73.4K views 0 shares
Where Exe Though?
The eternal quest for the executable in Python repos! Share your beautiful Python code on GitHub and immediately get bombarded with the inevitable question: "where exe?" Because apparently some folks missed the memo that Python is an interpreted language. They're sitting there waiting for that magical .exe file like orangutans at a conference table, dead serious and slightly judgmental. Meanwhile, you're silently questioning if you should give them a 20-minute lecture on bytecode compilation, virtual environments, or just send them a link to PyInstaller and call it a day.

Exe Much: The Neverending Cycle
Windows Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 64.1K views 0 shares
Exe Much: The Neverending Cycle
The duality of every Windows developer's existence, captured in feline form. The top cat is in a food coma after consuming too many executable files—just like your PC when you've installed 47 different IDEs "just to try them out." Meanwhile, the bottom cat is already plotting its next compiler crime despite being absolutely stuffed with binaries. It's the digital equivalent of saying "I'm never drinking again" while simultaneously texting friends to plan next weekend's bar crawl. The eternal cycle of creating executables, regretting executables, then immediately creating more executables is basically the software development circle of life.

Where's The Exe? A GitHub Story
Python Git Programming
1 month ago 80.5K views 0 shares
Where's The Exe? A GitHub Story
You spend three weeks crafting your Python masterpiece, push it to GitHub, and within minutes some random dev comments "where's the executable?" These monkeys don't understand that Python IS interpreted. They're probably the same people who ask for the manager's phone number at a self-checkout. Next they'll want you to compile HTML too.

Classicgithub
Python Git Programming
1 month ago 82.5K views 0 shares
Classic Github
You spend hours crafting beautiful Python code, push it to GitHub all proud, and then... *crickets* 🦗 The only response? Three orangutans staring blankly asking "where exe" because they just want the executable! They don't care about your elegant list comprehensions or your perfectly commented functions. They just want to click something and watch it go brrr! ✨ This is why we can't have nice things in programming. Some people just want to run the app without appreciating the beautiful chaos that made it possible!