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Who Could Have Thought
Git Webdev Programming StackOverflow
1 hour ago 8.7K views 0 shares
Who Could Have Thought
The shocking revelation that code repositories contain... gasp ... actual code! The wide-eyed cat perfectly captures that moment of existential crisis when you finally venture into GitHub after months of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow. What did you expect to find? Documentation? Comments? Reasonable variable names? Foolish mortal. It's just an endless void of cryptic functions written by sleep-deprived developers who left the company three years ago.

Confession Of A Teams Developer
Microsoft Windows Programming Frontend
1 day ago 72.6K views 0 shares
Confession Of A Teams Developer
The absolute rage when someone proudly announces they work on Microsoft Teams! For context, Teams is notorious for being a resource-hungry, bug-filled collaboration platform that developers love to hate. The father's instant switch from polite conversation to "10 seconds to get out" perfectly captures what happens when you admit to creating software that makes millions of devs restart their computers daily. It's like bragging about inventing paper cuts or mandatory Windows updates. Meanwhile, MSN Messenger (the OG chat app) ran smoothly on computers with the processing power of a calculator. The nostalgia is real!

Zero Ones Go 0111 F 0 H 010 F 0 H 010 F 0 H 010
Programming Webdev Devops Git
1 day ago 58.1K views 1 shares
Zero Ones Go 0111 F 0 H 010 F 0 H 010 F 0 H 010
The evolution of README files is getting out of hand! Starting with the basic README.md for normies, then leveling up to README.txt for the slightly cooler devs. But wait—README.pdf?! That's for those documentation wizards who want their formatting PERFECT. And README.mp4? That's galaxy-brain territory for devs who explain their code with ACTUAL VIDEOS! But the final form—Morse code on a telegraph machine—that's for the absolute legends who communicate in ways even Git can't track! Your commit messages may be bad, but at least you're not sending them via telegraph... yet! 😂

You Wouldn't Get It
Git Devops Agile Programming
1 day ago 93.0K views 0 shares
You Wouldn't Get It
When your GitHub contribution graph spells out "SEND HELP" but your manager just sees random green squares. Nothing says "I need vacation" quite like turning your desperate coding schedule into a cryptic message visible only to fellow developers. Those specific days off? Just trying to avoid completing the 'D' in 'HELP' because that's when the real breakdown happens.

Okay Let's Talk
Gamedev Unity Programming
2 days ago 58.0K views 0 shares
Okay Let's Talk
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of non-programmers approaching developers with their "brilliant" game ideas! 🙄 The first panel: "I have a great idea for a game..." *IMMEDIATE REJECTION* Because sweetie, ideas are a dime a dozen and your "revolutionary concept" is probably just Flappy Bird with cats. But the second panel? "...and I've already created the graphics, 3D models, sound effects, music and everything else you'll need." *INSTANT ATTENTION* NOW we're talking! You've actually done the hard part instead of expecting me to manifest your fever dream into reality for exposure and a pizza! The bar is literally on the floor and you somehow managed to step over it!

Miss You, Sweet Daylight
Programming Debugging
2 days ago 46.7K views 0 shares
Miss You, Sweet Daylight
Ah, the classic "sun-grass" pun. Developers staring longingly at photos of the outdoors because they haven't seen natural light since that production bug three sprints ago. The "Miss You" title hits hard when your relationship with daylight has been reduced to desktop wallpapers. Nothing says "I've been coding for 16 hours straight" like emotional attachment to stock photos.

The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot
Microsoft Webdev Programming
3 days ago 61.8K views 0 shares
The Father Of Our Country Would Be A VS Code Patriot
While politicians argue about what George Washington would think today, the truth is clear - our first president would've ditched the powdered wig for the sweet, sweet embrace of VS Code's dark theme. Forget crossing the Delaware; he'd be crossing breakpoints and merging pull requests. The man who couldn't tell a lie would definitely tell you to stop using Notepad++ and join the modern era. Constitutional amendments? Nah, he'd be more concerned with his extension recommendations and keyboard shortcuts. The father of our country would've been the father of clean, well-indented code.

Must Have Long Hair For CLI
Git Security Programming Linux
3 days ago 54.2K views 0 shares
Must Have Long Hair For CLI
The eternal battle between GUI lovers and command-line purists rages on! The security team is freaking out about GitHub Desktop while the Linux admin (sporting that glorious CLI-worthy mane) is having none of it. It's like bringing a mouse to a keyboard fight. Real devs type commands with their eyes closed while drinking coffee with their third hand. The GUI crowd might as well be using Fisher-Price "My First Computer" while the command-line warriors judge silently from their black terminal screens. The hair length is directly proportional to terminal proficiency. That's just science.

It's So Simple: Just Follow Each Other
Git Webdev Programming
3 days ago 78.9K views 0 shares
It's So Simple: Just Follow Each Other
Two lonely devs complaining about having zero GitHub followers while the obvious solution stares them in the face. It's like watching two people dying of thirst while standing next to a water fountain. The second dev even added the sad face emoticon for maximum pity points. The real tragedy? They both managed to increment their comment count (++11 and ++1) but couldn't figure out how to increment their follower count. Classic programmer mindset - can write complex algorithms but can't solve the simplest social problem.

Google Is My University
Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging
4 days ago 72.0K views 0 shares
Google Is My University
Who needs a fancy degree when you've got StackOverflow and a concerning caffeine addiction? The modern developer's education consists of frantically Googling error messages at 2AM, copying GitHub solutions we don't fully understand, and somehow convincing both ourselves and our employers that we know what we're doing. The best part? We're getting paid while the med school grads are still paying off loans. Call it impostor syndrome or call it genius - either way, my code compiles... sometimes.

We Have All Used It At Least Once
Javascript Webdev Typescript Programming Frontend
6 days ago 56.3K views 0 shares
We Have All Used It At Least Once
The JavaScript paradox in its purest form! The yellow JS logo with the tagline "Hated by all, used by all" is basically the programming equivalent of fast food – nobody admits to liking it, yet the drive-thru line stretches around the block. The language that launched a thousand Stack Overflow questions continues its reign of necessary evil. Your codebase is probably 60% JavaScript, 30% regret, and 10% StackOverflow copy-paste. Let's face it, we're all in a toxic relationship with those curly braces.

Why You Do This
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
9 days ago 66.0K views 0 shares
Why You Do This
Ah, the classic developer's nightmare! Just when you think you're about to escape for that sweet year-end vacation, the testing team pins you down with 5 new complex bugs. The wrestler's smug smile perfectly captures QA's satisfaction when they drop those tickets right before you're about to log off. Meanwhile, your vacation plans are being absolutely demolished, just like that poor opponent. Every developer knows that feeling when Jira notifications keep coming in at 4:55 PM on Friday before the holidays. Bug-fixing purgatory is the developer's true end-of-year tradition!