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Product Managers In Shambles Right Now

12 hours ago 118.1K views 0 shares

Shopify exec just casually ending the careers of countless "idea people" who've spent years perfecting the phrase "I'll get the devs to build that." Somewhere, a PM is frantically Googling "how to code hello world" while sweating through their Patagonia vest. The ultimate "put up or shut up" moment for those who've been drawing boxes on whiteboards and calling it "product vision."

Glass Overflow Error

StackOverflow Programming Debugging

3 days ago 88.3K views 0 shares

The eternal glass debate finally gets the developer treatment! While philosophers argue about half-full or half-empty perspectives, Stack Overflow users just mark your existential hydration queries as "stupid questions" and close them as duplicates. "Have you even tried drinking water before posting this? Clearly this question has been answered in the 'Liquid Containment FAQ' from 2011."

Half Of Them Are Hello World

Git Webdev Javascript Programming

3 days ago 140.2K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the sacred GitHub portfolio tour. "And here's my revolutionary weather app that checks if it's raining... and over here, my groundbreaking to-do list with exactly three commits." Nothing says "hire me" like 47 repositories of unfinished projects with names like "test123" and "new-framework-tutorial." The digital equivalent of showing off a hat collection, except the hats are all half-knitted and abandoned after watching the first 20 minutes of a YouTube tutorial.

The Best Morning Espresso Database Disaster

Databases Devops Programming Debugging

3 days ago 145.1K views 1 shares

The Best Morning Espresso Database Disaster

Nothing gets your heart racing like the sheer panic of accidentally nuking a production database table at 8 AM. One second you're sleepily typing queries, the next you're frantically calling everyone while updating your resume simultaneously. Coffee gives you energy, but deleting production data gives you superhuman adrenaline . It's the difference between "I need caffeine" and "I NEED A NEW CAREER." Bonus points if it happens right before a big demo or when the CEO is checking the app.

Do Not Anger The Elephant

Databases Programming Backend

3 days ago 153.3K views 0 shares

Ever start a casual conversation about databases at a party and suddenly there's a PostgreSQL evangelist in your kitchen? The elephant in the room—literally. That's what happens when you mention databases around a Postgres fan. They materialize out of nowhere, tusks ready, prepared to lecture you about ACID compliance and JSON support while you're just trying to wash your dishes. The most dangerous words in tech aren't "I'll fix it in production"—they're "MySQL is fine for my needs."

It Will Replace You Not Me

AI Programming

5 days ago 160.8K views 0 shares

The great AI career pivot of 2025! While MBAs panic about ChatGPT stealing their PowerPoint jobs, developers are quietly rebranding themselves as "AI Experts" after watching two YouTube tutorials and adding a few API calls to their resume. Nothing says job security like slapping "AI" in front of your job title and charging triple your hourly rate. The best part? The MBA who demanded "AI integration" in your app can't tell the difference between actual machine learning and an if-statement with extra steps.

We Are Not Alone, We Have A Computer

Programming Webdev

6 days ago 176.8K views 2 shares

Who needs human companionship when you have multiple screens to keep you warm at night? The natural evolution of comfort: pets (entry level), significant others (intermediate), and finally the elite tier—sleeping with your laptop, phone, and probably a tablet you forgot about under the pillow. The soft glow of screens is basically the same as emotional connection, except it doesn't ask about your feelings or steal the blanket. Bonus: your devices actually heat up the bed, unlike that cold-footed partner who'd just use you as their personal space heater.

Real Python Developers Don't Memorize, They Google

Python Programming StackOverflow Debugging

8 days ago 139.1K views 0 shares

Real Python Developers Don't Memorize, They Google

Let's be honest here. My entire career is just me aggressively Googling stuff with increasingly specific search terms until I find that one Stack Overflow answer from 2014 with 3 upvotes that somehow solves my exact problem. After 15 years in this industry, I've mastered the art of copy-pasting with style. My IDE is just a fancy middleman between Google and my git commits. The real skill isn't remembering syntax—it's knowing exactly what to search for and recognizing the right answer when you see it. Junior devs think we have all the answers. Nope. We just have better search history.

Please Just Pass The Ticket

Testing Agile Programming Debugging

8 days ago 149.9K views 0 shares

QA engineers staring at clearly broken code like it's a butterfly specimen. "Is this expected behavior?" they ask, while developers silently pray they'll just mark the ticket as resolved. The eternal dance of quality assurance versus reality, where one person's catastrophic failure is another's "working as designed."

It's All In The Nanoseconds

C++ Algorithms Programming

8 days ago 136.6K views 1 shares

The aristocratic superiority complex of C++ developers in their natural habitat. Shaving 100 nanoseconds off a program's runtime and suddenly they're strutting around like royalty from the 18th century. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to make code that actually works without segfaulting. But hey, if you've ever hand-optimized a hot loop by unrolling it just right, you've probably made that exact same face.

Are You Guys Sure You Aren't Ready For Rust Yet?

Rust C++ Programming

9 days ago 133.1K views 0 shares

Are You Guys Sure You Aren't Ready For Rust Yet?

Oh. My. GOD. Rust developers have been SCREAMING from the rooftops about memory safety and zero-cost abstractions for a DECADE while the rest of us mere mortals struggle with our peasant languages! 💀 They've been standing there, guitar in hand, ready to rock our world with their borrow checker and ownership model, dramatically announcing "I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet" – all while KNOWING our children will be forced to learn Rust when C++ finally collapses under its own pointer-induced chaos! The AUDACITY of being right all along! 😭

Lead Complainer Here

Programming Agile Debugging

10 days ago 149.4K views 0 shares

Why spend time writing documentation when you can spend twice as much time whining about its absence? Nothing unites developers quite like the sacred ritual of rejecting the task of documenting code, then immediately launching into a 45-minute rant when someone else's undocumented module breaks your build. The documentation paradox: nobody wants to write it, everybody demands it exists.

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