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These Bug Reports Suck
Debugging Programming Linux Testing
6 days ago 161.3K views 1 shares
These Bug Reports Suck
When your user reports that the app "glitches and summons a tornado" on their house, you know you're dealing with a special kind of bug report. The expected behavior? "The app crashes instead of summoning a tornado." Because apparently crashing is the reasonable alternative here. The actual behavior is even better: their insurance company dropped them. And the steps to reproduce? "I have no idea. It happens rarely, randomly, and with seemingly no common cause." Chef's kiss. That's the holy trinity of impossible-to-debug issues right there. But wait, there's more! They helpfully included a picture of the tornado. Because nothing says "professional bug report" like attaching evidence of property damage. At least they provided system info though—Ubuntu 25.04 with dual GPUs. Clearly the tornado is a GPU driver conflict. Username "TheBrokenRail" checks out. Can't reproduce, closing as "works on my machine." 🌪️

Where Exe? The Compilation Gap
Windows Devops Programming Frontend
8 months ago 263.6K views 0 shares
Where Exe? The Compilation Gap
The eternal battle between developers and end users captured in its purest form! This GitHub issue shows a user absolutely losing it because they just want an executable file with a GUI, not source code they can't understand. Meanwhile, the maintainers are just casually closing the issue as "completed" and marking it as spam. It's the digital equivalent of asking for a sandwich and getting handed raw ingredients and a cookbook. The beautiful disconnect between "I just need a button to click" and "here's our elegant codebase" that fuels developer nightmares everywhere.

Just Make A Fucking .EXE File And Give It To Me
Programming Devops Windows Backend
8 months ago 290.9K views 0 shares
Just Make A Fucking .EXE File And Give It To Me
The eternal battle between end users and developers, captured in its purest form! This GitHub issue is basically every developer's nightmare - a user who doesn't care about your beautiful architecture, your elegant code, or your sophisticated build process. They just want the executable, PERIODT! 💅 The absolute DRAMA of this person thinking software just magically appears without code! The AUDACITY to call developers "smelly nerds" while demanding they do all the work! I'm literally dying at "WHY IS THERE CODE???" as if code is some optional accessory and not THE ENTIRE POINT. And the best part? This masterpiece is issue #1999 - which means there are potentially 1998 other issues just as ridiculous. The software development experience in its purest form!