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Clod Is Opensource This Is The Future
AI Security Git Programming
1 day ago 243.6K views 0 shares
Clod Is Opensource This Is The Future
Someone trained an AI model on a random person's social media posts and released it as "clod-7b-instruct" - a budget knockoff of Claude. The README is basically a confession: "it's vulgar, incomprehensible, possibly immoral and illegal" but also "it's my daughter and i love her." Then admits they have no clue how it works, vibed the whole thing into existence, and may have accidentally committed their password to the repo. The raw honesty is refreshing in a world of polished AI releases. No benchmarks, no safety alignment, just pure chaos trained on someone named Iris's internet presence. It's like watching someone duct-tape a jetpack to a shopping cart and calling it transportation infrastructure. 10/10 would not deploy to production but would absolutely clone the repo to see what horrors await.

Linus Torvalds Repo
Linux Git Hardware Windows Programming
2 days ago 200.9K views 3 shares
Linus Torvalds Repo
Someone claiming to be a "computer programmer of 40 years" just stumbled onto GitHub, discovered Linus Torvalds, and wants Windows support with Nvidia drivers for... the Linux kernel. The "NT kernel" search, the "Good things in life are never free" quote, using an Nvidia card for their CPU—this reads like the most elaborate troll post ever written or someone who genuinely thinks GitHub is a Windows software download site. The beautiful irony? They're asking the creator of Linux—a guy who famously said "NVIDIA, f*** you" on stage—for Windows support on his AudioNoise repo. It's like walking into a vegan restaurant and demanding they add more bacon to their menu because you heard the chef was good at cooking. The username "computerexpert88" is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing screams expertise like demanding build instructions for a Windows executable from a Linux kernel maintainer's hobby project. Someone's colleagues are having a good laugh right now.

Guys Its Over
Python Git Programming StackOverflow
2 days ago 186.5K views 0 shares
Guys Its Over
When your entire Python audio visualizer project gets exposed as basically being written by "vibe-coding" with Google Antigravity doing the heavy lifting. The developer straight up admits they know more about analog filters than Python, which is like saying "I built a spaceship but I don't really understand rockets." The best part? They literally cut themselves out as the middleman and just let Google handle the audio sample visualization. Pack it up folks, we've reached peak developer honesty—admitting your code is just glorified Stack Overflow copy-paste with extra steps. The "google and do the monkey-see-monkey-do kind of programming" line is *chef's kiss* because we all know that's 90% of software development anyway, but nobody usually puts it in their README.

O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom
Git Webdev Programming
2 days ago 129.0K views 0 shares
O Git Hub Of The Lake What Is Your Wisdom
The GitHub Octocat has emerged from the depths to deliver the most painful truth in software development: your "original" idea is definitely sitting in some dusty repo somewhere. Plot twist? It exists in four different states of completion—two abandoned attempts, one elegant solution that somehow works, and one cursed implementation with zero documentation that probably summons demons at runtime. The broken heart emoji really drives home that special feeling when you discover your weekend project already exists with 50k stars and was archived in 2019.

How Different Professions Handle Stolen Ideas
Git Webdev Programming StackOverflow
6 days ago 291.9K views 0 shares
How Different Professions Handle Stolen Ideas
Designers will fight to the death over who thought of rounded corners first. Programmers? We've all copy-pasted from Stack Overflow so much that code ownership is basically a philosophical debate at this point. And GitHub users have evolved past shame entirely—stealing code isn't theft, it's "collaboration" and "open source contribution." Fork it, slap your name on the README, call it a day. The real power move is when someone forks your repo, makes zero changes, and somehow gets more stars than you.

How To Explain Github To Non Programmers
Git Webdev Programming
6 days ago 241.1K views 0 shares
How To Explain Github To Non Programmers
So someone finally cracked the code on explaining version control to your non-tech friends. Git is the underlying technology (the actual content management system), while GitHub is just the fancy platform where everyone hosts it. It's like saying "Kleenex created tissues" when tissues existed way before Kleenex slapped their brand on them. But honestly? The analogy works better than you'd think. Both platforms are hosting services for content that already exists elsewhere, both have... questionable content moderation at times, and both have comment sections that make you question humanity. Plus, they both have a "fork" feature, though one is significantly more family-friendly than the other. Next time someone asks what you do on GitHub, just tell them you're "collaborating on open-source projects" and watch their brain try to process that without the PornHub comparison.

Too Many Emojis
AI Webdev Git Programming
6 days ago 257.9K views 1 shares
Too Many Emojis
You know a README was AI-generated when it looks like a unicorn threw up emojis all over your documentation. Every section has 🚀, every feature gets a ✨, and there's always that suspicious 📦 next to "Installation". But here's the thing—you can't actually prove it wasn't written by some overly enthusiastic developer who just discovered emoji shortcuts. Maybe they really are that excited about their npm package. Maybe they genuinely believe the rocket emoji adds 30% more performance. The plausible deniability is chef's kiss.

Do You Agree?
Git Webdev Programming
7 days ago 188.8K views 0 shares
Do You Agree?
The hierarchy of developer street cred, accurately depicted. Instagram followers? Cool story bro. Twitter followers? Getting warmer. Reddit followers? Now we're talking actual technical respect. But that single GitHub follower? That's someone who looked at your code, didn't immediately run away screaming, and hit follow anyway. That's basically a marriage proposal in developer terms. Social media clout means nothing when your repos are empty. But one person who willingly subscribed to your commit history? That's validation that actually matters. They're basically saying "I trust your code enough to get notifications about it." Peak achievement unlocked.

Competition Is Real
Git Agile Programming
10 days ago 234.0K views 0 shares
Competition Is Real
Oh honey, imagine being SO threatened by someone's GitHub grass being a more vibrant shade of green that you sabotage their entire career. Seven rounds of interviews, perfect score, and this person really said "nah, not enough toxic hustle culture vibes" and GHOSTED them. The pettiness is absolutely *chef's kiss*. "I refuse to be the second-best dev in my own standup" is the kind of unhinged energy that makes you wonder if they also check their commit count before going to bed at night. Eliminating competition before they even get a company badge? That's not gatekeeping, that's straight-up gate DEMOLISHING. The job market is already a dystopian nightmare, but sure, let's add some Hunger Games energy to it!

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I Bet You Use Both
Git Webdev Programming
10 days ago 278.5K views 0 shares
I Bet You Use Both
Two developers meet cute at a bookstore bonding over their shared love of "the hub." Sweet, innocent moment. Then the logos reveal they're talking about completely different platforms. He's on PornHub (wait, what?), she's on GitHub. The awkwardness is palpable. Though let's be real, if you're a developer working from home, your browser history probably has both in the top 10 most visited sites. No judgment. We all need to push commits and, uh, decompress.

What For 1 Follower In Real Life
Git Webdev Programming
11 days ago 245.3K views 0 shares
What For 1 Follower In Real Life
Getting 1,000 Instagram followers? Cool, whatever. 100 Twitter followers? Meh, decent. 5 Reddit followers? Now we're talking—you're basically a celebrity because who even follows people on Reddit? But ONE GitHub follower? *Chef's kiss* You've ascended to godhood. Someone looked at your spaghetti code, your half-finished projects, and your README that just says "TODO," and thought, "Yes, I need MORE of this in my life." That's not just validation, that's a spiritual awakening. Move over influencers, we've got a developer who someone actually wants to stalk... I mean, follow... for their code commits.

Can People Even Tell The Difference Anymore
AI Git Programming Frontend Backend
11 days ago 299.7K views 0 shares
Can People Even Tell The Difference Anymore
You spend days crafting a pull request, refactoring everything, writing tests, adding documentation, making it absolutely beautiful. Then some bot rolls up and says "Full of AI slop, completely unhelpful" and you just... lose it. The real gut punch? Half the time the bot is right. With AI code generators flooding repos with generic solutions and copy-paste answers, human-written code is starting to look suspiciously similar to GPT's homework. We've reached the point where genuine effort gets flagged as synthetic garbage while actual AI slop sneaks through because it happened to use the right buzzwords. The Turing test has officially reversed: now we have to prove we're NOT robots.