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Can You Explain The Gap In Your Resume?
C++ Devops Git Programming
2 hours ago 20.7K views 0 shares
Can You Explain The Gap In Your Resume?
The irony of Bjarne Stroustrup—you know, just the guy who created C++ —having only one green square on his GitHub contribution graph is chef's kiss material. Recruiters everywhere are frantically updating their "red flags" documentation. Meanwhile, the person who invented the language that powers half the world's critical infrastructure would probably get auto-rejected by the ATS systems he helped make possible. Next interview question: "So, Mr. Stroustrup, what would you say you actually do here?"

GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase
AI Security Devops Git Programming
21 hours ago 55.1K views 0 shares
GitHub Copilot After Stealing Your Company Internal Codebase
GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

Shouldn't Take You Too Long To Get Setup
Git Devops Microsoft Azure Programming
1 day ago 68.9K views 0 shares
Shouldn't Take You Too Long To Get Setup
Ah yes, the evolution of version control pain. GitHub? Fancy tuxedo Pooh, quite respectable. GitLab? Regular Pooh, still decent but less glamorous. But Azure DevOps? That's maniacal grinning Pooh because setting it up is like assembling IKEA furniture while blindfolded and the instructions are written in hieroglyphics. Your manager says "shouldn't take you too long to get setup" and six hours later you're still configuring permissions and wondering if your sanity was part of the installation requirements.

Linux Double Standard
Linux Git Microsoft Javascript Programming
1 day ago 57.6K views 0 shares
Linux Double Standard
Ah, the Linux purist paradox. Proudly declares "MS is bullshit" while mentioning they use Arch (because of course they do), but then gets absolutely triggered when asked about using GitHub (owned by Microsoft), VS Code (Microsoft's editor), or NPM (runs on Microsoft infrastructure). Nothing says "I have principles" quite like selectively applying them only when it doesn't inconvenience your workflow. The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one.

The Ultimate Code Sharing Evolution
Git Devops Programming
2 days ago 54.7K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Code Sharing Evolution
The EVOLUTION of code sharing, darlings! 💅 GitHub? Boring. Google Drive? Pedestrian. Taking a PICTURE of your code? Slightly unhinged. But reading your code out loud and publishing it as an AUDIOBOOK ON AMAZON? That's not just galaxy brain—that's the ENTIRE COSMOS BRAIN! Imagine some poor soul listening to eight hours of "for loop open bracket variable i equals zero semicolon i less than array dot length semicolon i plus plus close bracket" while stuck in traffic. PURE. EVIL. GENIUS. 🎧

When I Say I Love Animals
Linux Devops Git Docker Programming
2 days ago 64.0K views 0 shares
When I Say I Love Animals
Ah yes, my love for "animals" extends exclusively to tech mascots. Tux the penguin isn't just cute—he's the backbone of my server infrastructure. The Python snake has solved more of my problems than my therapist. And let's be honest, I've spent more quality time with the GitHub cat than with actual pets. Ten years into my career and I've developed deeper relationships with these digital creatures than most humans. Nothing says "I'm a developer" quite like getting excited about a fox that's on fire or a chameleon that helps you build packages.

The Polite Developer Brush-Off
Typescript Javascript Programming
2 days ago 66.4K views 0 shares
The Polite Developer Brush-Off
When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

The Art Of "Original" Code
Programming StackOverflow Debugging
3 days ago 62.6K views 0 shares
The Art Of "Original" Code
The greatest programmers aren't the ones who write code from scratch—they're the ones with the fastest Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V reflexes. Nothing says "I'm a coding genius" quite like confidently presenting StackOverflow's finest solutions as your own masterpiece. The smug satisfaction of receiving compliments for code you "borrowed" from GitHub is the true senior developer experience. Just remember to remove the original author's comments... rookie mistake.

The GitHub Contribution Spectrum
Git Devops Agile Programming
4 days ago 70.8K views 0 shares
The GitHub Contribution Spectrum
The GitHub contribution graph doesn't lie! Middle guy's profile is blazing green with daily commits while the other two are practically digital ghosts with just a couple sad green squares. This is the perfect visualization of the developer bell curve - 14% barely code, 72% code their faces off trying to stay employed, and the other 14% figured out they only need to commit once a month and still get paid the same. The crying glasses guy is every junior dev padding their GitHub to impress recruiters while the other two are either brilliant 10x engineers or completely checked out. Either way, they're all collecting the same paycheck!

Karen Inspect - The Python HR Linter
Python Programming Debugging
4 days ago 66.1K views 0 shares
Karen Inspect - The Python HR Linter
Ah, the "Karen Inspect" linter - for when your code needs to speak to the manager of syntax. This satirical Python tool scans your code for "problematic" terms like master/slave and blacklist/whitelist, while enforcing ridiculous rules like "function names must be complete sentences with punctuation." Because nothing says "production ready" like code that passes HR's sensitivity training but can't actually run. My favorite part is flagging "temp" variables because "everything should be permanent!" - clearly written by someone who's never had to debug a 10,000-line legacy codebase at 2am. Next update will probably flag recursion as "self-centered behavior" and loops as "showing signs of obsessive tendencies."

Two Steps Ahead
Security Git Programming
6 days ago 71.9K views 0 shares
Two Steps Ahead
Ah, the legendary "security by obscurity" approach! This poor soul thinks removing their password from a list of common passwords will protect them from hackers. Meanwhile, they're literally broadcasting their password ("dolphins") by showing the diff where they're removing it from the file. It's like putting a "DEFINITELY NOT HIDING MONEY HERE" sign on your mattress. The 263 thumbs up and 353 laughing reactions show everyone appreciates this spectacular self-own. Security experts everywhere just collectively facepalmed so hard they broke their mechanical keyboards.

Types Of GitHub Users
Git Devops Agile Programming
6 days ago 71.3K views 0 shares
Types Of GitHub Users
The GitHub contribution graph: where your self-worth as a developer gets reduced to little green squares. We've got "Just a Developer" with their random sprinkles of productivity, "The Weekender" who only codes when normal people are partying, and "The Unrealistic Expectations" who apparently never sleeps, eats, or touches grass. Don't forget "Getting Ready to Search for a New Job" with that sudden burst of activity right before updating the resume. The "GitHub Wizard" trying to look consistently productive, "The Mondrian" creating actual art with their commits, and "The Cupid Shuffle" forming little hearts because... why code efficiently when you can make your contribution graph look pretty? Remember kids, quantity of commits ≠ quality of code. But try telling that to recruiters who think your GitHub activity is a personality test.