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2 hours ago 28.7K views 0 shares

Someone stumbled upon a repo with a "skill issue" label for GitHub issues. Because nothing says "we value our contributors" quite like telling them they suck at coding when they report a problem. It's the developer equivalent of a doctor diagnosing every patient with "just walk it off." The label sits right next to "not a bug" which is already peak passive-aggressive maintainer energy, but "skill issue" takes it to a whole new level. Why write helpful documentation when you can just gaslight your users into thinking they're the problem? Honestly, props to whoever created this label for their commitment to burning bridges and destroying community goodwill. 10/10 would never contribute to this project again.

Vibe Hacker

Security Git Programming

8 hours ago 100.6K views 0 shares

Someone with the username "BLACKHATHACKER0802" opens a GitHub issue asking for help building a project they cloned. Another user responds with the absolute chef's kiss reply: "black hat hacker 0802" 😭 and gets 70 laughing reactions. The irony is beautiful. You're calling yourself a black hat hacker but can't even figure out how to run a README.md file. It's like showing up to a bank heist and asking the teller for directions to the vault. The username screams "I'm dangerous" while the question screams "I just discovered GitHub yesterday." Pro tip: If you're gonna LARP as a hacker, at least learn to read documentation first. The only thing being hacked here is this person's credibility.

Gotta Break This Habit

Git Webdev Programming

1 day ago 234.4K views 0 shares

You know that feeling when you're excited about the shiny new project, completely ignoring the one from last week that's barely treading water, while your GitHub is basically an underwater graveyard of abandoned repos? Yeah, that's the developer life cycle in three panels. The real kicker is we all swear "this time will be different" with each new project, but somehow last week's "revolutionary idea" is already drowning in the pool of forgotten commits. Meanwhile, your GitHub profile is a museum of skeletons - each repo a testament to that initial burst of motivation followed by... crickets. The worst part? You'll scroll past those dead projects every time you push to the new one, feel a tiny pang of guilt, and then immediately forget about it. Rinse and repeat until your GitHub looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland of "TODO: Add README" commits.

Vibe Coded AI Slop

AI Webdev Git Programming

1 day ago 246.1K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "I let ChatGPT write my entire README" quite like opening a repository and being assaulted by a wall of 🚀✨💡🎯🔥 emojis. Like bestie, I came here for documentation, not a motivational Instagram post from 2019. The sheer AUDACITY of thinking that slapping rocket ships next to your feature list makes your half-baked npm package look professional is truly unhinged behavior. You just KNOW someone copy-pasted an AI-generated template without even reading it, because no human being with a functioning frontal lobe would naturally write "✨ Features ✨" followed by "🎨 Beautiful code architecture 🎨" in a serious technical document. Sir, this is a GitHub repository, not a vision board.

Have Fun Learning Gpt

AI Git Programming Debugging

2 days ago 168.1K views 0 shares

Someone woke up and chose violence. The goal here is to feed ChatGPT such cursed, chaotic code that it just gives up and starts hallucinating error messages. Think legacy PHP spaghetti mixed with recursive bash scripts, sprinkled with some jQuery from 2009, all wrapped in a Dockerfile that uses FROM scratch unironically. It's like trying to teach a language model by showing it only the worst code ever written. "Here GPT, analyze this 5000-line function with no comments and 47 nested if statements. Have fun!" The AI equivalent of making someone watch every JavaScript framework tutorial from the last decade simultaneously. Bonus points if the repo includes a README that just says "it works on my machine" and a package.json with 300 dependencies, half of which are deprecated.

Whoever Tried This Is A God

Git Programming Debugging

2 days ago 149.7K views 0 shares

The ascending brain power hierarchy of code sharing methods, where we start at "normal human" with GitHub, level up to "big brain genius" with Google Drive, achieve COSMIC ENLIGHTENMENT by taking literal photographs of your screen like some sort of caveman with a smartphone, and finally transcend all mortal comprehension by... reading your entire codebase out loud and uploading it to Audible?! Someone really woke up and chose CHAOS. Imagine debugging by rewinding to chapter 7, verse 3 where you declared that cursed variable. "Alexa, skip to the part where I forgot the semicolon." The absolute AUDACITY of turning your spaghetti code into an actual audiobook that people can listen to during their morning commute. Nothing says "production-ready" quite like a 47-hour audiobook narrated in monotone. GitHub: ✅ Version control Google Drive: ❌ No version control Photo of code: ❌❌ Good luck copy-pasting that Audiobook: ❌❌❌ "Did he just say 'semicolon' or 'semi-colon'?"

It's Not Our Fault It's Cloudflare's

Cloud Webdev Networking Devops Git

5 days ago 205.1K views 0 shares

Someone just created the ultimate scapegoat generator and honestly? It's GENIUS. Break production at 3 AM? Just whip up a professional-looking Cloudflare error page and watch your boss's anger evaporate faster than your motivation on a Monday morning. The tool literally lets you customize every detail—error codes, timestamps, status messages—so you can craft the perfect "it wasn't me, it was the CDN" alibi. Your browser? Working. Cloudflare? Error. Your website? Also working (allegedly). The perfect crime doesn't exi— The best part? It looks SO legitimate that even your senior dev might believe you. Finally, a tool that understands the developer's most important skill isn't coding—it's creative blame distribution.

I Feel The Same

AI Devops Git Programming

8 days ago 270.0K views 0 shares

Oh, the delicious irony! A team decides to DITCH AI coding assistants because reviewing AI-generated code is somehow MORE painful than just writing the damn thing yourself. It's like hiring a chef who makes you spend three hours fixing their burnt soufflé instead of just making a sandwich. But wait, there's MORE! The plot twist? Our hero here accidentally became a top 50 Devin user globally and is now pumping out 60 PRs a day. That's right—they complained about AI code being hard to review and then proceeded to become an AI code-generating MACHINE. The call is coming from inside the house! It's like saying "I hate fast food" while secretly working the drive-thru at three different McDonald's locations. The beautiful chaos of 2025: where we simultaneously hate AI coding tools AND can't stop using them. Pick a struggle, people! 🎭

Average Open Source Contribution

Git Programming

8 days ago 272.2K views 0 shares

Someone out here preaching about fighting corporate aggression through open source contributions, then their "contribution" is literally changing "390 million" to "395 million" in a README file. That's it. That's the revolution. The diff shows they updated OpenOffice's download stats by 5 million users. Not fixing bugs, not adding features, not improving documentation in any meaningful way—just bumping a number that'll be outdated again in like three months. Truly the hero open source deserves. Meanwhile, maintainers are drowning in actual issues and PRs, but sure, let's spend time reviewing your stat update. This is why "first-time contributor" PRs have such a... reputation.

Han Solo Is My Co Pilot

AI Git Programming

8 days ago 248.8K views 1 shares

GitHub Copilot's autocomplete is so aggressive that searches for "how to turn off Copilot" have skyrocketed 266%. That's not a bug report—that's a cry for help. The tool meant to make you code faster has become the clingy coworker who finishes your sentences wrong. You type "function get" and suddenly you've got 47 lines of code you didn't ask for, solving a problem you don't have. The real kicker? People are so desperate to disable it that they're Googling the same question over and over, probably because Copilot keeps autocompleting their search query with something completely useless. It's the digital equivalent of trying to politely tell someone to stop helping you.

The Stack Hub Be Like

StackOverflow Git Programming Debugging

9 days ago 113.1K views 0 shares

GitHub is all professional and polished, looking like it just stepped out of a corporate photoshoot. StackOverflow is giving you that knowing smirk—it's seen some things, answered some questions, probably roasted a few newbies who didn't format their code properly. Then there's your actual code, which looks like it was drawn by someone having a fever dream during a hackathon at 4 AM. The reality is that your GitHub repos look pristine with their README files and organized commits, while StackOverflow solutions seem elegant and well-thought-out. But when you actually open your codebase? It's a Frankenstein's monster of copy-pasted snippets, TODO comments from 2019, and functions named "doTheThing2_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v3". The gap between what your code looks like in your head versus what it actually is could fit the entire JavaScript ecosystem in it.

Just Provide Me Linux Dotexe

Linux Git Windows Programming

9 days ago 153.7K views 0 shares

Someone just walked into Torvalds' Linux repository demanding a .exe file like they're at a drive-thru window ordering a McFlurry. They want to "download and install" Linux like it's a Windows application, completely oblivious to the fact that they're staring at the literal source code of an operating system kernel. The beautiful irony? They're asking for a Linux .exe file. That's like going to a Tesla dealership and asking them to fill up your gas tank. The .exe extension is a Windows executable format, my friend. Linux uses ELF binaries, shell scripts, or you know... you actually compile the code. But sure, let's just package an entire operating system kernel into a convenient double-clickable Windows executable because that makes total sense. The rage-filled rant calling developers "STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS" for not catering to their complete lack of understanding is *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I'm ready to contribute to open source" quite like insulting the entire developer community while fundamentally misunderstanding what you're looking at.

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