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Journalists Having Bad Ideas About Software Development

Journalists Having Bad Ideas About Software Development
So a tech journalist just suggested that open source should "ban itself" in certain countries based on geopolitics. That's like suggesting gravity should stop working in specific time zones because of trade disputes. The entire point of open source is that the code is, well, open . It's publicly available. You can't "ban" something that's already distributed across millions of repositories, forks, and local machines worldwide. Even if you deleted every GitHub repo tomorrow, the code would still exist on countless hard drives, mirrors, and archive sites. Trying to geofence open source is like trying to un-ring a bell or put toothpaste back in the tube. The MIT license doesn't come with geographical restrictions for a reason. That's literally the opposite of how information distribution works on the internet. But hey, at least we got a solid Boromir meme out of someone's fundamental misunderstanding of software licensing and distribution.

Where Exe? The Compilation Gap

Where Exe? The Compilation Gap
The eternal battle between developers and end users captured in its purest form! This GitHub issue shows a user absolutely losing it because they just want an executable file with a GUI, not source code they can't understand. Meanwhile, the maintainers are just casually closing the issue as "completed" and marking it as spam. It's the digital equivalent of asking for a sandwich and getting handed raw ingredients and a cookbook. The beautiful disconnect between "I just need a button to click" and "here's our elegant codebase" that fuels developer nightmares everywhere.

I Dont Give A Fuck About The Fucking Code

I Dont Give A Fuck About The Fucking Code
Ah, the classic "end user meets GitHub" scenario! 😂 This poor soul wandered into the sacred lands of repositories expecting a simple download button, only to be greeted by the arcane scrolls of source code. It's like watching someone walk into a bakery and scream "WHY IS THERE FLOUR EVERYWHERE? JUST GIVE ME A CAKE!" The beautiful collision between non-technical users and developer platforms is pure chaos energy. Developers are sitting there like "but... but... the code IS the point..." while this person is having an existential meltdown over not finding an .exe file. The post being locked is the digital equivalent of "Sir, this is a Wendy's."