HTML For Babies

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HTML For Babies

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When the job posting says "Entry-level position: 10 years experience required" you know they're expecting candidates who started coding in the womb. This baby gets it—gotta start learning HTML before you can even walk if you want to meet those absurd junior developer requirements. Nothing screams "reasonable expectations" quite like needing a decade of professional experience before your brain is fully developed. The tech hiring market is so wild that parents are probably adding "HTML for Babies" to their baby shower registries right next to the diapers. Start 'em young or they'll never land that $45k/year "senior" position at 22.

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