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If AI Replaced You, You Were Just Coding

17 hours ago 183.3K views 0 shares

Ooof, that's a spicy take right there. The distinction being drawn here is brutal but kinda true: if ChatGPT can do your job, you were probably just translating requirements into syntax like a glorified compiler. Real software engineering? That's understanding business problems, making architectural decisions that won't bite you in 6 months, mentoring juniors, debugging production at 2 AM because someone didn't consider edge cases, and explaining to product managers why their "simple feature" would require rewriting half the codebase. AI can spit out a React component or a CRUD API faster than you can say "npm install," but it can't navigate office politics, push back on terrible requirements, or know that the "temporary" hack from 2019 is now load-bearing infrastructure. The caffeine-fueled chaos goblins in the bottom panel get it—they're the ones who've seen things, survived the legacy codebases, and know that software engineering is 20% code and 80% dealing with humans and their terrible decisions.

By The End Of My LinkedIn

AI Programming Debugging Backend

2 days ago 232.5K views 0 shares

LinkedIn has become a dystopian hellscape where everyone's either a "Prompt Engineer" or a "Growth Hacker Ninja Rockstar." Meanwhile, the real heroes are the ones who've actually kept production alive through legacy monoliths that should've been decommissioned in 2012, debugged critical outages at ungodly hours while everyone else was asleep, and somehow managed to not burn the entire codebase down. But does LinkedIn care about your battle scars? Nope. It wants you to sound like you spent your entire career attending AI conferences and whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT. The brutal truth is that "survived legacy monoliths" doesn't get you recruiter DMs, but "Gen AI Enthusiast" does. Welcome to tech in 2024, where buzzwords matter more than actually shipping code.

I Am Thrilled To Announce That

Networking

5 days ago 182.8K views 0 shares

LinkedIn has become the digital equivalent of watching someone perform a TED Talk while standing in a dumpster fire. You've got people writing these dramatic, corporate-speak announcements about literally nothing, acting like they just discovered the cure for cancer when they learned how to use Git merge. The "Reading the latest Epstein revelations taught me 3 things about networking (B2B SaaS edition)" is the chef's kiss of LinkedIn cringe. Someone really sat there thinking "How can I turn a serious scandal into engagement bait for my SaaS hustle?" That's the LinkedIn special: take any world event, add some buzzwords, and pretend it taught you leadership lessons. We've all seen these posts. "I'm humbled to announce..." followed by the least humble thing imaginable. The platform went from professional networking to a weird mix of motivational poster factory and humble-brag Olympics. Just post your job update and go, nobody needs your 10-point listicle on how your morning coffee routine relates to microservices architecture.

New AI Engineers

AI Algorithms Math Programming Python

7 days ago 213.6K views 0 shares

Someone discovered you can skip the entire computer science curriculum by copy-pasting transformer code from Hugging Face. Why waste years learning Python, data structures, algorithms, discrete math, calculus, and statistics when you can just import a pre-trained model and call it "AI engineering"? The escalator labeled "attention is all you need" (referencing the famous transformer paper) goes straight to the top while the stairs gather dust. Turns out the only prerequisite for a six-figure AI job is knowing how to pip install and having the confidence to say "I fine-tuned a model" in interviews.

Job Title Roulette

Programming

12 days ago 224.8K views 0 shares

The tech industry has invented approximately 47 different ways to say "person who writes code" and they all mean the exact same thing. Developer, Software Developer, Programmer, Computer Programmer, Engineer, Software Engineer, Coder—pick your flavor, they're all doing the same job. It's like choosing between "sparkling water" and "carbonated H₂O." Companies will spend hours debating whether to hire a "Software Engineer II" versus a "Senior Developer I" while the person just wants to know if they can afford rent. The real answer? It depends on which title makes HR feel important that day and whether the company wants to sound fancy at cocktail parties. Spoiler alert: your actual responsibilities will be identical regardless of whether your business card says "Code Wizard" or "Digital Solutions Architect."

Job Title Roulette

Programming

14 days ago 185.2K views 0 shares

The tech industry can't decide what to call you, so they just throw darts at a board of synonyms. You write code? Cool, but are you a Developer, Software Developer, Programmer, Computer Programmer, Engineer, Software Engineer, or just a Coder? Spoiler alert: they all mean the same thing, but HR will fight you to the death over the distinction. Meanwhile, your actual job description is "full-stack DevOps cloud ninja rockstar who also fixes the printer." Fun fact: "Engineer" usually pays $20k more than "Developer" for the exact same work. Choose wisely.

Fair Enough

Programming Webdev

15 days ago 219.0K views 0 shares

You know that "5 years of experience with React" you put on your resume when React was only 3 years old? Yeah, your employer also claimed their "fast-paced startup environment" was actually a well-organized team with proper documentation and reasonable deadlines. Turns out both of you were playing the same game of professional embellishment. Now you're stuck maintaining a legacy PHP codebase that was supposedly "modern microservices architecture" while they're wondering why you can't single-handedly rebuild their entire infrastructure in a weekend. It's like a Mexican standoff of mutual disappointment, except nobody wins and everyone just silently accepts their fate. The tech industry's most honest relationship, really.

Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

Programming Bash Linux Backend

15 days ago 187.7K views 0 shares

Time To Bullshit HR People To Gain New Job

The eternal dance of resume inflation. On your CV, you're architecting "decentralized real-time data flow" systems like some blockchain-wielding wizard. In reality? You're just reading from stdout and piping it to stdin. That's literally Unix 101 from 1971, but slap some buzzwords on it and suddenly you're a distributed systems expert. Every developer knows the game: take your mundane daily tasks and translate them into enterprise-speak that makes HR's eyes light up. "Implemented cross-process communication protocols" sounds way better than "I used a pipe." The swole doge vs regular doge format captures this perfectly—we all present ourselves as architectural gods while internally knowing we're just plumbers connecting pipes. The job market runs on this mutual delusion, and honestly? If HR is gonna filter for keywords instead of skills, might as well give them what they want.

Not Knowing To Code

AI Programming Frontend Backend

15 days ago 207.1K views 1 shares

Plot twist: they're both the same person at different stages of their career. AI Engineers out here getting six-figure salaries by writing prompts and calling APIs while traditional devs are grinding through LeetCode mediums at 2 AM. The real kicker? Both groups are equally terrified when asked to implement a linked list from scratch. The modern tech industry has basically decided that knowing how to sweet-talk GPT-4 into generating React components is just as valuable as actually understanding what useState does under the hood. And honestly? They might not be wrong. Why spend years mastering algorithms when you can just ask ChatGPT and hope it doesn't hallucinate a sorting function that only works on Tuesdays?

What's My Worth

Programming Webdev Git

16 days ago 240.0K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of developer delusion. You spend years collecting programming languages like Pokémon cards, thinking each one adds to your market value. You build 30 projects on GitHub (half of them are "Hello World" in different frameworks, let's be honest). You're feeling confident, ready to cash in on all that hustle. Then you hit LinkedIn and reality slaps you harder than a null pointer exception. Entry-level positions want 5 years of experience in a framework that's been out for 3 years, plus they're choosing between you and 9,999 other developers who also know 6 languages and have 30 GitHub repos. The job market doesn't care about your polyglot status when there's an army of developers with identical résumés. It's like showing up to a sword fight and realizing everyone else also brought a sword. Welcome to tech in 2024, where being qualified is just the baseline for getting ghosted by recruiters.

All True

Programming Agile

17 days ago 174.7K views 0 shares

The brutal truth of an IT career visualized in one devastating graph. Your desire to BE in IT? Plummeting faster than a production server at 5 PM on Friday. Meanwhile, the number of idiots you have to deal with? Exponentially skyrocketing like it's trying to reach escape velocity. The excuses for bugs? Growing steadily because apparently "it works on my machine" is a personality trait now. Credit from your manager? Flatter than a pancake, basically nonexistent. Stress levels? Climbing those stairs to burnout city, one sprint at a time. And the pièce de résistance: your desire to LEAVE IT shoots up exponentially like a hockey stick graph, threatening to break through the ceiling. The only thing that stays consistently low is managerial credit—because why acknowledge the people who actually keep the lights on?

House Is Null

AI Golang C++ Typescript Kotlin

17 days ago 169.0K views 2 shares

The generational wealth gap summarized in one devastating image. Parents in their 30s: buying houses, starting families, living the American Dream. You in your 30s: surrounded by every programming language known to humanity, desperately asking ChatGPT to debug your life choices. The transformation from confident human to unhinged creature really captures the essence of learning your 47th framework this year while rent keeps going up. Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, TypeScript, PHP, Kotlin, Swift, Go, Lua, and whatever those other logos are—you've mastered them all, yet somehow house.value still returns undefined . Your parents bought property with a handshake and a steady job. You? You're fluent in 15 languages and still can't afford a down payment. At least ChatGPT understands your pain, even if it can't fix the housing market.

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