Made This To Avoid Coding

Left side: Scratch mascot saying "Error? What's an error?" because it's designed for beginners with training wheels and bubble wrap. Right side: Java, C++, Python, and JavaScript screaming "Kill yourself" because they'll happily let you run headfirst into a wall of cryptic exceptions that make you question your career choices. Ten years in and I'm still not sure which approach is more psychologically damaging.

SWEET MOTHER OF DISRUPTION! This bingo card is basically every venture capitalist's wet dream turned into a horrifying reality check! 😱 Each square represents the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is modern tech - from "only solves rich people problems" (because who cares about the poors?) to "bug causes death" (just a minor inconvenience for the shareholders). And don't get me started on "everything is a subscription" - my bank account is SCREAMING in monthly payment pain! The center square just being "ADS!" is the chef's kiss of digital dystopia. It's the free space because NOTHING in tech is actually free! They're either harvesting your data or your soul - usually both! Next startup pitch meeting, just bring this card and mark squares as the founder speaks. BINGO will happen faster than you can say "disruptive blockchain AI solution"!

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

The gap between cloud developers and traditional ones is basically the digital equivalent of watching someone have a panic attack at the mention of C:\Users\. Modern cloud devs have spent so much time in their containerized, serverless wonderland that the concept of local file systems might as well be ancient hieroglyphics. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying not to laugh while they hyperventilate at the thought of managing their own storage. The best part? We all know that one cloud evangelist who acts like they've transcended the mortal constraints of hardware while secretly running everything on an EC2 instance that's just someone else's computer.

Content My manager appreciating me for creating a button that closes the app Button crashing the app

Content Did you know you can remove some of Unity project foldersfiles to reduce project size before sharing? 5000 MB Unity ( 30MB