Made This To Avoid Coding

OH MY GOD, look at that face! That cat is bringing you a dead mouse with the EXACT same energy as when you triumphantly deliver that Stack Overflow code to your codebase! Zero understanding of what you're actually doing, but FULL confidence that you're bringing something valuable to the table! The wide-eyed "please let me in, I have a GIFT for you" expression is LITERALLY every developer pasting code they don't understand but desperately hope works. Your project manager is about to get a half-dead implementation that might randomly start working or completely crash your production server! Congratulations, you absolute code scavenger!

Content WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO JUST CODE ears with Hayao Mi BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH HOURS OF UNNECESSARY MEETING EVERY DAY

Content every documentary about serial killers: "he was alone, he had no friends, he had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home" Programmers:

Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Ser tres Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Davs"

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The AUDACITY of command line tools thinking I'd stoop so low as to type --help ! Why spend 10 measly seconds reading documentation when I can spend 5 GLORIOUS minutes crafting the perfect question for GPT? My pride simply cannot handle the thought of consulting built-in help menus like some kind of... *shudders*... EFFICIENT DEVELOPER. I'd rather die dramatically waiting for an AI response than admit I don't know every single flag option by heart. It's not stubbornness, it's a LIFESTYLE.