Made This To Avoid Coding

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Made This To Avoid Coding

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of this meme! Daydreaming about coding is like planning a vacation to Hawaii - all sunshine and cocktails in your head. But the REALITY? It's more like being stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a broken laptop and 47 compiler errors! The fantasy of writing elegant, beautiful code vs. the soul-crushing despair when your semicolon-missing nightmare refuses to compile for the 17th time. And don't even get me started on how I've spent HOURS making memes about not coding instead of, you know, ACTUALLY CODING. The procrastination is just *chef's kiss* exquisite!

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