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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
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Junior Dev 2026 Requirements
Javascript
Webdev
React
Programming
Linux
20 days ago
394.1K views
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Junior positions in 2026 apparently require you to have landed on the moon, maintained a codebase for 12 years (before you graduated high school, naturally), mastered every JavaScript framework that's ever existed simultaneously, run GTA 6 in the Artemis 2 spacecraft, and be fluent in literally every programming language including Pascal and the Linux kernel itself. Oh, and you need to know Angular, React, React Native, Angular Native, and Vue—preferably all at once in some kind of quantum superposition state. The job market has officially entered its villain arc. Entry-level positions now demand the resume of a NASA engineer crossed with Linus Torvalds. Meanwhile, the salary? Competitive. Which means they'll tell you after three rounds of interviews.
Min Requirement To Get DevOps Job
Devops
Kubernetes
Docker
Cloud
1 month ago
337.5K views
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Job postings be like "Entry-level DevOps position - must have 10 years of Kubernetes experience" when K8s was released in 2014. Apparently, you need to be learning container orchestration in the womb now. Next they'll want you to have contributed to the Kubernetes codebase while still in utero. The DevOps job market has gotten so absurd that companies expect you to emerge from the birth canal already certified in three cloud platforms and fluent in YAML.
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Algorithms
Programming
1 month ago
271.3K views
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Junior dev positions requiring 5 years of experience? Cute. Try explaining to your unborn child that they need to start grinding LeetCode yesterday if they want a shot at an entry-level gig in 2026. The tech hiring market has officially jumped the shark—companies want you to solve dynamic programming problems in your sleep before you're even potty trained. Meanwhile, the same companies will ask you to center a div on day one. The dystopian future where fetuses are expected to have a GitHub portfolio with 10k stars is closer than you think.
Need More Work Experience
Python
Webdev
Programming
Backend
2 months ago
242.8K views
0 shares
The beautiful irony of tech recruiting: they want 4+ years of experience in a framework that's only existed for 1.5 years. FastAPI dropped in 2018, so unless you're Sebastián himself (the creator), you literally can't meet their requirements. It's like asking for 10 years of experience in a technology that was released yesterday. Recruiters out here writing job descriptions like they're ordering a custom-built senior developer from Amazon Prime. "Must have 5 years experience in this thing that came out 2 years ago, also must be willing to work for junior dev salary." The recycling emoji at the end is *chef's kiss* - maybe it's time to recycle those ridiculous job requirements into something that actually makes sense. But let's be real, HR departments will still be asking for 15 years of Rust experience in 2025.
HTML For Babies
Webdev
Programming
Frontend
3 months ago
249.2K views
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When the job posting says "Entry-level position: 10 years experience required" you know they're expecting candidates who started coding in the womb. This baby gets it—gotta start learning HTML before you can even walk if you want to meet those absurd junior developer requirements. Nothing screams "reasonable expectations" quite like needing a decade of professional experience before your brain is fully developed. The tech hiring market is so wild that parents are probably adding "HTML for Babies" to their baby shower registries right next to the diapers. Start 'em young or they'll never land that $45k/year "senior" position at 22.
Yes Definitely
Python
Webdev
Programming
Backend
3 months ago
516.6K views
0 shares
The creator of FastAPI couldn't even qualify for a FastAPI job because some recruiter copy-pasted "4+ years experience" without checking that FastAPI was literally 1.5 years old at that point. Classic HR moment. This happens more often than you'd think. Companies post requirements for 5 years of experience in technologies that came out 2 years ago. It's like asking for 10 years of experience in a framework that was released during the pandemic. The disconnect between recruiters and actual tech timelines is genuinely impressive. The real kicker? "Years of experience" is a terrible proxy for skill anyway. You can have 10 years of experience or 1 year of experience repeated 10 times. Someone who built the actual framework probably knows more in 1.5 years than someone who's been copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers for a decade.
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Junior Designer
Frontend
Webdev
Programming
4 months ago
357.9K views
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The job market paradox strikes again: they want a "junior" position filled, but somehow you need 5+ years of experience to qualify. So naturally, you do what any rational person would do—throw on an oversized coat, practice your deepest voice, and show up looking like three kids stacked under a trench coat trying to buy a rated-R movie ticket. The kid in the harness perfectly captures that suspended-in-limbo feeling when you're trying to meet impossible entry-level requirements. You're literally hanging there, pretending you've shipped products, led design systems, and mastered Figma since kindergarten. Meanwhile, HR is wondering why all the "junior" candidates look suspiciously tall and wobbly. Pro tip: Just list "5 years of experience with frameworks that came out 2 years ago" on your resume. Everyone else is doing it.
Entry Level But Senior
Programming
5 months ago
221.1K views
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The tech industry's favorite paradox: "Entry-level position, must have 5+ years of experience." Because apparently you should've been coding in the womb and shipped production apps during kindergarten. Recruiters out here demanding senior-level expertise for junior-level pay, then wondering why nobody's applying. It's like asking for a Lamborghini at Honda Civic prices. The job market has been doing this nonsense for years, creating impossible requirements that even the hiring managers themselves couldn't meet when they started. Pro tip: If you see this in a job posting, apply anyway. Half those "requirements" are just HR playing fantasy football with qualifications they don't understand.
Tech Companies Be Like
Programming
5 months ago
284.2K views
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The tech industry's job market in one perfect image. Nothing captures the absurdity of modern hiring like demanding someone be simultaneously fresh out of college yet somehow possessing half a decade of professional experience. It's like asking a newborn to recite their memoir. Next they'll want your GitHub contributions from the womb and internship experience from preschool. The cognitive dissonance is so strong you can practically hear the recruiter saying "entry-level position" while typing "must have architected multiple distributed systems at scale."
The Modern Tech Job Listing: Seeking Entire IT Department In Human Form
Programming
Devops
React
Git
Kubernetes
5 months ago
616.9K views
2 shares
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these job listings! 💀 What started as a joke is now the HORRIFYING REALITY of tech recruiting. They're not looking for a "full stack developer" - they're demanding a supernatural being who can single-handedly replace an ENTIRE IT DEPARTMENT while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: barely above minimum wage). Next they'll require you to build a time machine so you can work 48 hours in a 24-hour day! And don't forget the "5+ years experience" in technologies that have existed for 2 years! The modern tech job market is basically just corporate execs screaming "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!" while throwing peanuts at desperate developers.
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Just Improve Your Resume Bro
Programming
Webdev
5 months ago
310.6K views
0 shares
The classic tech industry paradox in four panels. Companies scream about dev shortages while rejecting perfectly good candidates. Meanwhile, entry-level devs can't even get interviews because they need 5 years of experience in a 2-year-old framework and a PhD in quantum computing to qualify for a junior position. The hiring manager's solution? Violence, apparently. Much easier than fixing broken ATS systems that filter out qualified candidates or reconsidering those "entry-level" job descriptions requiring 10 years of experience.
Since We're All Unemployed
Programming
Webdev
5 months ago
164.6K views
0 shares
Tech layoffs got us browsing Indeed like: Finally, a job posting that's honest about compensation! "$60K-$100K a year (if we find treasure) " is basically the same energy as those startup offers with "competitive salary + equity in our revolutionary platform." The job requirements are refreshingly straightforward too. No "15+ years experience in a 5-year-old framework" or "ninja rockstar guru wizard" nonsense. Just sailing, drinking, and singing - which is honestly more appealing than "must thrive in fast-paced environment" and "be a self-motivated team player." At this point, becoming a pirate might actually offer better work-life balance than most tech jobs. And hey, no daily standups unless you're literally standing on a plank!
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