I See No Difference

database mongodb json nosql The office Corporate Schema Document-database Key-value Unstructured-data

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6 months ago 269,195 views 0 shares

I See No Difference

json-memes, nosql-memes, mongodb-memes, database-memes, corporate-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The corporate world wants us to believe JSON and NoSQL databases are different technologies, but developers know better. It's like asking what's the difference between a filing cabinet and... a filing cabinet. Both store unstructured data in key-value pairs, both make schema changes trivial, and both make database purists cry themselves to sleep at night. MongoDB is basically just JSON with extra steps and a marketing team. Next they'll tell us arrays and lists are completely different concepts!

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