You Can't "Skill Issue" Your Way Out Of Bad UX

That moment when the client shows off their new 86-inch ultra-wide monitor and your responsive design sweats nervously in the background. Five years of media queries and you still didn't prepare for THIS edge case. Tomorrow's standup will be fun: "So yeah, turns out our beautiful UI looks like a stretched piece of gum on the CEO's new ridiculous display." The best part? They'll blame the framework, not the absurdity of coding for every possible screen dimension known to mankind.

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Content Is programming all about copy-pasting these days? Vladislav Zorov, programming enthusiast. Answered 19h ago No, man, it's about pulling in 200MB of NPM packages for a function that pads a string to the left. And another 200MB for a function that pads it to the right. Then adding React, Angular and VueJS, because you couldn't decide which one to use, running that crap through WebPack, and deploying some sty website that needs more RAM than a triple-A game. 3.6k Views View Upvoters View Sharers . Upvote 214 Share 0

The laziest SVG "conversion" known to mankind. Instead of actually converting the PNG to vector graphics, some genius just embedded the entire PNG image inside an SVG wrapper. It's like putting a hamburger inside a taco shell and calling it Mexican cuisine. The shocked cat perfectly captures how any self-respecting developer feels discovering this abomination in production code. Bonus points if this was done by the same person who puts all their CSS in a <style> tag at the bottom of each HTML file.