Devs: "Nice. One More." 🦍

Content HOW DId YOU GET YOUR POWERS' ? WAS BITTEN BY A SPIDER! MART VIRKUS ARCADERAGE Python I Programmer

Content Dev: This won't take long. I'll just reuse some of my code from another project to finish the product in time. The product finished in time:

Content l'm a CS major It means he's afraid of hardware What's a CS major? No it doesn't Stop it Patrick you're scaring him! CIRCUITS, CPUS, EMBEDDED SYSTEMS

Ah, the mythical "organized development process." While enterprise teams are drowning in Jira tickets, standups, and 27 different Trello boards, these indie devs are out here making masterpieces while asking "Is software the thing with the clicking?" Their Trello account got deactivated from neglect while your team has three people whose entire job is maintaining the sprint backlog. Yet somehow they ship and you're still "refining requirements" for that button color change from last quarter.

The devolution is complete. We went from Googling "how to reverse a string" to literally asking ChatGPT to create basic loops like we've forgotten the fundamental building blocks of programming. The crying wojak perfectly captures that moment when you realize you've outsourced your brain so hard that even a for-loop feels like rocket science without AI assistance. It's like having a calculator for so long that you forgot how to add 2+2. Except now it's "ChatGPT please help me breathe" energy. The best part? The AI probably writes better loops than we do at this point, which makes the whole situation even more tragic. We've essentially become prompt engineers who occasionally remember we used to write actual code.

Content uses Rust for 3 years writes a game fails writes a blog post