Junior developer Memes

Oh, the absolute HORROR of 12-year-old you thinking that hbglp , vbglp , and cdc were the height of programming sophistication! Nothing screams "elite hacker" quite like variable names that look like someone smashed their keyboard while having a seizure, am I right? And that LINE 210? SWEET MOTHER OF SPAGHETTI CODE, it's longer than a CVS receipt! That single line is basically a novel written in the ancient tongue of "I-have-no-idea-what-future-me-will-think." The nested ternaries, the eval() calls, the complete and utter disregard for human readability—it's like looking at the Necronomicon of JavaScript. Young developers everywhere: this is your brain on "looking cool." Please, for the love of all that is holy, use descriptive variable names and hit that Enter key once in a while. Your future self (and literally anyone who has to touch your code) will thank you instead of plotting your demise. 💀

So you finally learned JavaScript after months of callback hell and promise chains. Congratulations. Now someone's gonna tell you that you should've learned TypeScript from the start because "type safety" and "better refactoring." The door you just squeezed through? Yeah, it's basically a trash compactor now, and TypeScript is sitting pretty on the other side like it owns the place. The real kicker is that TypeScript is just JavaScript with extra steps and angle brackets. You could've saved yourself the trauma and gone straight there, but no, you had to learn what undefined is not a function means at runtime like some kind of caveman.