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Just 15 More Years
Java Devops React Kubernetes AWS
1 day ago 125.7K views 0 shares
Just 15 More Years
Hiring managers living in a parallel universe where Java has existed since the 1970s and humans code until they're 90. Nothing says "entry-level position" quite like requiring 45 years of experience in technologies that haven't existed that long. Spring Boot was released in 2014, React in 2013, and Kubernetes in 2014 - but sure, let's pretend someone's been mastering them since the Nixon administration. The best part? This is probably still listed as a "junior developer" role paying $45K with "room for growth." Time to dust off that time machine in my garage...

This Is The End
Typescript Javascript Programming Debugging
16 days ago 130.4K views 2 shares
This Is The End
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this prompt! "Change this ENTIRE repository to TypeScript. Make NO mistakes." As if converting a JavaScript codebase to TypeScript is just a cute little afternoon activity! 💀 It's giving "I need this by EOD" energy while casually requesting you to rewrite potentially THOUSANDS of files without a SINGLE type error. The "make no mistakes" part is just the chef's kiss of delusion. Like, honey, even TypeScript itself has bugs, but sure, I'll just casually perform FLAWLESS type inference on an entire legacy codebase. Should I also solve world hunger in the next commit?

You Want Broken Code? Ok No Problem
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
1 month ago 170.1K views 0 shares
You Want Broken Code? Ok No Problem
The eternal standoff between management and the lone developer. Boss wants deployment, dev explains there are bugs and they're understaffed, boss responds with "We need this done today!" because deadlines trump reality. Next week's comic: same dev explaining why production is on fire. Tale as old as Git.

I Am The IT Department
Programming Devops React Git Kubernetes
1 month ago 365.8K views 0 shares
I Am The IT Department
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these job listings! 💀 Recruiters out here casually asking for someone who can juggle 17 different technologies spanning three programming languages, two frontend frameworks, three databases, four AWS services, Linux admin skills, testing methodologies, containerization, AND orchestration... all while probably offering "competitive salary" (translation: barely above minimum wage). Honey, they're not looking for a "Full Stack Developer" - they're looking for an ENTIRE COMPANY crammed into one exhausted human body! What's next? "Must also make coffee, unclog toilets, and occasionally perform heart surgery"?!

The R/Gamedevelopment Starter Pack
Gamedev Unity Programming
1 month ago 176.9K views 0 shares
The R/Gamedevelopment Starter Pack
Ah, the beautiful delusion of aspiring game developers on Reddit. A collage of clueless questions from people who think making the next Fortnite is just a weekend project away. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm these are the same questions we've seen since the dawn of time: "What laptop should I buy?" (As if hardware is the barrier), "Should I quit my job?" (Yes, because indie game dev pays so well), and my personal favorite: "I'm making an MMO on the blockchain" (Translation: I have no idea what I'm doing but buzzwords sound cool). The harsh reality? The difference between asking "How do I learn game development?" and shipping a game is roughly 10,000 hours of soul-crushing work. But sure, a pacifier and a dream is all you need.

Instant Production Ready Code
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
1 month ago 302.4K views 0 shares
Instant Production Ready Code
The meme brilliantly skewers "vibe coders" - those developers who code purely by intuition and vibes rather than solid engineering principles. The first three panels show elaborate stretching routines (cracking knuckles, neck rolls, leg stretches) as if preparing for an Olympic coding event. Then the punchline: their entire development methodology is just "Make no mistakes." Because obviously that's all you need for production code, right? Just... don't mess up! The filename "200k-mrr-startup-plz.md" is the cherry on top - implying this is someone's entire business plan for a startup hoping to hit $200K monthly recurring revenue. Who needs architecture documents when you can just... not make mistakes? 🤦‍♂️

The Full Stack Medical Miracle Worker
Programming Debugging Testing Frontend Backend
1 month ago 193.5K views 0 shares
The Full Stack Medical Miracle Worker
When your startup investor says "just code it" and suddenly you're expected to violate the laws of physics, medicine, and ethics simultaneously. The bearded programmer's thousand-yard stare says it all – somewhere between "I need stronger coffee" and "I should've become a farmer." This is basically the Theranos business model repackaged as a casual Slack request. Sure thing, boss! Let me just invent impossible medical technology between standup meetings while maintaining perfect code and definitely not committing securities fraud. No biggie!

It's Too Late For Me
Webdev Programming Frontend
1 month ago 157.6K views 0 shares
It's Too Late For Me
Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! Job listings demanding a decade of experience from people who've barely had time to learn how to tie their shoes. This baby's got the right idea—start cramming HTML before you can even form complete sentences. Next up on the reading list: "React for Toddlers" and "Kubernetes Before Kindergarten." The tech hiring market is so absurd that we're basically expecting fetuses to have contributed to open source projects. Should've started coding in the womb if you wanted that entry-level position!

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It's Too Late For Me
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
1 month ago 220.9K views 0 shares
It's Too Late For Me
Ah yes, the classic tech job paradox: "Entry-level position: requires decade of experience." This baby's getting a head start on their career by diving into HTML before they can even form sentences. Next week they'll be building responsive websites, and by preschool, they'll be architecting enterprise solutions with 15 years of React experience (despite React only existing for 10). The tech industry's expectations are so reasonable that we're now forcing infants to skip crawling and go straight to coding. Cradle to keyboard pipeline is real.

The Six-Month Death March Promise
Programming Devops Agile
2 months ago 127.7K views 0 shares
The Six-Month Death March Promise
The eternal corporate time paradox strikes again. Junior dev's optimistic "Of course!" to a 6-month deadline sends the entire management chain into Harry Potter villain mode. The looks of horror aren't because they fear failure—they know exactly what's coming: 18 months of scope creep, burnout, and explaining to the CEO why "almost done" isn't actually done. The mentor's face says it all: "I tried to teach you estimation skills, but here we are." Meanwhile, the projector lady is already planning the PowerPoint for the inevitable project post-mortem.

The Fullstack Inferno: One Developer To Rule Them All
Programming Webdev Devops Javascript Frontend
2 months ago 225.7K views 0 shares
The Fullstack Inferno: One Developer To Rule Them All
The fullstack developer myth has reached biblical proportions! Some sadistic job poster decided one developer should handle everything from designing pretty buttons to managing database clusters while fighting off demons from the infrastructure hell. Meanwhile, the rest of us mere mortals are still trying to center a div without breaking something else. Whoever invented this "do-everything" role deserves a special place in that fiery pit – probably debugging legacy PHP while simultaneously optimizing Kubernetes configs.

I Can Build My Own ChatGPT For $750
AI Programming Cloud
2 months ago 187.2K views 0 shares
I Can Build My Own ChatGPT For $750
OMFG, the absolute DELUSION! 💀 Someone thinks they can build ChatGPT for $750 when it actually costs $100 MILLION?! That's not a budget gap, that's the Grand Canyon of financial reality checks! It's like showing up to build the Titanic with a pool noodle and some duct tape. The train is OpenAI's massive infrastructure, the school bus is what this person thinks they need, and that pathetic $588 bid? That wouldn't even cover the ELECTRICITY for ChatGPT to say "hello world" for a day! The audacity! The drama! The complete disconnect from reality! This is peak "I watched a YouTube tutorial once, so I'm basically an AI engineer now" energy!