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The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
AI Programming
8 days ago 50.4K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Tech Unicorn Hunt
Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this job posting! 💀 They want the "top 0.01%" with IQs over 140 who work 80+ hours weekly and can "replace teams of 20 with their own mind" — but will generously give you $10k even if you don't join! How MAGNANIMOUS! 🙄 The absolute DELUSION of saying "AI writes better code than most devs" while hunting for superhuman coding unicorns who apparently don't need sleep, friends, or basic human enjoyment! Honey, if your AI is so amazing, why not just hire IT instead of demanding people who can "think 10 steps ahead and ship in hours"? Translation: "We're looking for desperate geniuses willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our startup that will DEFINITELY change the world economy... trust us!"

Learn C++ In One Video (If You Have 24 Days To Spare)
C++ Programming
12 days ago 61.4K views 0 shares
Learn C++ In One Video (If You Have 24 Days To Spare)
Initial excitement: "Learn C++ in one video? Sweet!" Then you notice the video is 35,040 minutes long—that's 24 days of non-stop coding hell. But wait! Setting playback speed to 30000x reduces it to a merciful 1.16 minutes! Modern problems require modern solutions. Just remember to pause at the memory management section or you'll miss the part where your computer and sanity both crash simultaneously.

This Is What HR Expects For An Entry Level
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16 days ago 120.3K views 0 shares
This Is What HR Expects For An Entry Level
Behold! The MYTHICAL CREATURE known as the "entry-level developer" according to job listings! 🙄 You want to break into tech? HONEY, PLEASE! First, master 17 programming languages, 3 cloud platforms, every database known to mankind, and while you're at it, BUILD AN OPERATING SYSTEM FROM SCRATCH! The audacity of HR expecting you to wear a "Full Stack Developer" hoodie while carrying a "@SeniorDeveloper" bag and being SURROUNDED by tech logos that would make even a 20-year veteran break into a cold sweat! Entry level position: Must know JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, C#, Ruby, Angular, Node.js, AWS, GCP, Oracle, SQL Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Docker, Kotlin, Swift... and we're offering a WHOPPING $15/hour! But there's free coffee in the break room, so... TOTALLY WORTH IT, RIGHT?! 💅

Unrealistic Expectations
Hardware Programming
21 days ago 72.3K views 0 shares
Unrealistic Expectations
The only relationship more unattainable than a real-life romance? The mythical RTX 5090 graphics card that doesn't even exist yet. While she's fantasizing about wedding bells, he's mentally rendering his future gaming setup with physically impossible frame rates. The perfect couple - both equally delusional about things that aren't coming anytime soon. At least the GPU won't ask why you spent all night "debugging" when you were actually playing Elden Ring.

The One Man IT Department
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22 days ago 152.8K views 0 shares
The One Man IT Department
The classic "we need someone who knows everything" job posting. Just a casual list of requirements that spans the entire tech universe—from SQL to NoSQL, frontend to backend, mobile to desktop, and oh yeah, throw in some machine learning while you're at it. This is what happens when HR thinks "full-stack developer" means "omnipotent tech deity who works for mid-level salary." The red highlight is basically saying "in summary, please be an entire engineering department with 15 years of experience in technologies that have existed for 5." Bonus points for "1 day per week" at the bottom. Sure, rebuild our entire digital infrastructure every Tuesday. No problem.

The Inevitable Clown Transformation Of New Year's Coding Resolutions
Python Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
29 days ago 82.9K views 0 shares
The Inevitable Clown Transformation Of New Year's Coding Resolutions
Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of our New Year's programming ambitions! 🤡 Every January, we transform from basic developers into full-blown circus performers with our GRANDIOSE declarations! "I'll master Python!" (applies first layer of clown makeup) "I'll become a backend wizard!" (adds tearful blue eyeshadow) "I'll create CSS ART, for heaven's sake!" (dons rainbow wig) And by December? We're the COMPLETE CLOWN, honking our red noses at the ONE tutorial we barely finished. The transformation is INEVITABLE, darling! Our ambitions are writing checks our commitment simply cannot cash!

Not A Skill Problem
Programming Devops Frontend Backend
1 month ago 74.2K views 0 shares
Not A Skill Problem
THE AUDACITY of job listings these days! 😤 The top panel shows some corporate suit LYING through his teeth with "You don't need to have the skills of an entire dev team" while the bottom panel reveals the BRUTAL truth: "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." Every. Single. Job. Posting. Ever. Wants a "full-stack ninja rockstar unicorn wizard" who can somehow do the work of 17 people for entry-level pay! The disconnect is so catastrophic it should have its own disaster relief fund! Meanwhile, all of us developers are just standing there like Bobby Hill, clutching our single programming language and wondering if we should have learned Kubernetes, React, and quantum physics before breakfast. THE HORROR!

How To Become A Data Scientist Before You Finish Reading This Title
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1 month ago 97.8K views 0 shares
How To Become A Data Scientist Before You Finish Reading This Title
Ah yes, the classic "become a data scientist in 50 days" roadmap. Master Python in 5 days, R in another 5, and calculus in a weekend. By day 41, you're predicting which passengers survive the Titanic—a task that's apparently more complex than learning an entire programming language. The most realistic part? The Titanic project sinking just like your expectations when you realize actual data science requires years of study, not a 7-week crash course.

Time-Traveling Toddler Developer Required
Programming Webdev Frontend Backend
1 month ago 73.6K views 0 shares
Time-Traveling Toddler Developer Required
Oh sweetie, you thought job requirements were REALISTIC? The absolute AUDACITY of these recruiters wanting a "junior" developer with a DECADE of experience! Like, honey, did you want me to code in the womb? Should I have been debugging while still on formula? Perhaps I should've mastered JavaScript before learning to WALK?! What's next - requiring 5 years experience in a framework that was released YESTERDAY? The tech industry's time paradox continues to be the most toxic relationship I've ever witnessed!

Junior Developer In 2025: Now With 30 Years Experience
Programming AI Debugging
1 month ago 84.5K views 0 shares
Junior Developer In 2025: Now With 30 Years Experience
When the job posting says "Junior Developer - 0-2 years experience" but also requires "Expert in 17 frameworks, machine learning, quantum computing, and ability to debug code by smell alone." That's how we end up with this 55-year-old "junior" looking like he's seen some shit. By 2025, entry-level positions will require you to have invented time travel just to acquire the necessary experience. The name tag is just the cherry on top - "AI Technician" because apparently, that's what we're calling "copy-pasting from Stack Overflow with extra steps" these days.

The Path To The Dark Side: C++ In 6 Hours
C++ Programming Debugging
1 month ago 74.3K views 0 shares
The Path To The Dark Side: C++ In 6 Hours
Learning C++ in just 6 hours? Obi-Wan's face says it all. The archives must be missing the other 994 hours needed to actually understand pointers, memory management, and why your code segfaults at 2AM for no apparent reason. YouTube tutorials promising "FULL COURSE" mastery of C++ in a few hours is the path to the dark side of programming—frustration, rage, and eventually throwing your laptop out the window. No wonder Anakin went full Sith Lord.

How Software Projects Are Managed
Agile Devops Programming
1 month ago 76.7K views 0 shares
How Software Projects Are Managed
Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.