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Startup security in a nutshell: slap some duct tape on it and pray the auditors don't look too closely. That spare tire "protecting" the actual tire is doing exactly as much work as your security measures when the entire strategy is just "check the compliance boxes and hope nobody actually tries to hack us."
You're the only person wearing all the hats—SecOps, SysAdmin, probably also the coffee maker repair person—and management thinks SOC 2 Type II is just a fancy sock brand. Meanwhile, your "defense in depth" is more like "defense in desperation" with passwords stored in a shared Google Doc titled "IMPORTANT_DONT_DELETE.txt".
But hey, at least you passed the audit. The actual infrastructure held together by shell scripts and good vibes? That's a problem for future you.
