The Tiny Rust Revolution

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The Tiny Rust Revolution

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OMG THE AUDACITY! 😱 Our entire digital infrastructure—this massive, complex, towering monstrosity that powers literally EVERYTHING in our lives—and then there's Rust... just a tiny little sliver on the side! The programming language that memory-safety evangelists WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT is barely even visible in the grand scheme! It's like showing up to a skyscraper construction site with a single toothpick and declaring "I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!" Yet Rust fans will still insist it's the future of everything while the rest of us keep the digital world running with our duct-taped legacy code. The delusion is just *chef's kiss*.

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