startup Memes

The Startup Job Description: All Of The Above
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
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The Startup Job Description: All Of The Above
Startup life in a nutshell! While corporate devs get neatly defined roles, joining a startup means you're simultaneously the backend architect, frontend designer, DevOps wizard, QA department, and the person who fixes the coffee machine. The "Yes" response is just the beginning - by month three you've built a microservice architecture single-handedly while also managing investor relations and ordering office snacks. The "23 personalities" isn't a disorder, it's your actual job description!

Part Of The Ship, Part Of The Crew
Devops Programming Debugging Databases Frontend
2 days ago 49.2K views 0 shares
Part Of The Ship, Part Of The Crew
Startup life in a nutshell! You sign up thinking you'll be one cog in a well-oiled machine, but three weeks in you're suddenly the entire engineering department, DevOps team, and occasional office plant waterer. Nothing says "career growth" like frantically Googling how to configure AWS while simultaneously fixing production bugs and pitching to investors. The classic startup journey: from "I'm not in the team" to "I AM the team" faster than you can say "we're pivoting our business model." The only thing missing from this meme is the haunted look in your eyes when someone asks "who's handling the database migration?"

The Life Of A Startup Programmer
Cloud Devops Docker Programming Frontend
3 days ago 62.5K views 0 shares
The Life Of A Startup Programmer
Ah, the classic startup life where your job description is "everything." Big companies have entire departments managing cloud infrastructure, but at startups? You're not just wearing multiple hats—you're the entire hat factory. Nothing says "we're disrupting the industry" quite like one sleep-deprived developer frantically Googling "how to AWS" at 3 AM while simultaneously being the backend team, frontend team, DevOps engineer, and the guy who fixes the coffee machine. Your LinkedIn says "Full Stack Developer" but your reality is "Full Panic Mode." Bonus points if you've ever uttered the phrase "it works on my machine" to yourself because there's literally no one else to say it to.

Times Have Changed
Linux
13 days ago 21.2K views 0 shares
timesHaveChanged | hardware-memes, devs-memes, pdf-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, startup-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Startups then "Yeah we built the OS in our garage. You want better hardware? We'll build it this weekend" "How did I bootstrap? Just drove a taxi nights and weekends" "PMF? I just called up people from Yellowbooks until I found a problem worth solving" Startups now "oh this? its just a side project, i call it github" "being a founder is so hard, ive been attending 4 networking parties a day" "we have a pdf, we're raising 5 mil" "we hired 20 devs, we expect to find PMF in 6 months" "we bought the domain name and set up a DAO, brainstorming product ideas now"

Just Ship It
Testing
19 days ago 12.2K views 0 shares
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[text] Write code for an MVP. Market validates the idea Make it quick and dirty to test the market. Quick and Dirty is now your startups entire architecture

Whynot Mit
Programming
27 days ago 9.7K views 0 shares
whynotMIT | code-memes, source code-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] They made all their source code GPLv3 licensed Startups

Spoopy Season Presents Full Stack Hell
StackOverflow
1 month ago 20.3K views 0 shares
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Content Shreyansh Gupta 2nd I help Entrepreneurs, Startups, SMEs Software Strate... 1d G Happy Halloween O Follow I wanted to dress my nephew as a zombie, but he ended up looking like a full stack developer

Check My Website
Frontend Backend
1 month ago 9.7K views 0 shares
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Content Follow OKAY! Time to lift our startup. Everyone visit http:localhost:8080 and share :) RETWEETS FAVOURITES 47 32 1:02 a.m. - 27 Sep 2015

Woke
Frontend Backend
1 month ago 13.8K views 0 shares
Woke. | google-memes, amazon-memes, performance-memes, IT-memes, cors-memes, startup-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 Task Manager File Options View Performance App history Startup Users Details 53 CoU 55 86 They feed 1.3524MB 0.9 MB "Us: poison Google Chrem 353 MB 03 MBs 1.1 Mbps Googie Chrome ocoole chrome 02 OA 51.0M8 OMBs O Mbps 88.2 MB OMBs OMbps 7og GPU 32 0 0 os o 0 Corsair Vengeance LPX Black DDR4-RAM 3600 MHz GB - schwarz - CMK32GX4M2D3600C18 1,679 14300 g15498 vprime Get it Sunday, Aug 29 FREE Delivery by Amazon So we buy their "cures" DownloadMoreRAM DOWNLOAD Free Fast and Instant! while they suppress. Download our medicine

Infant Start Up
Programming
1 month ago 8.1K views 0 shares
infantStartUp | developer-memes, recruit-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when recruiter wants to hire a junior developer with 10 years of experience

Collect Ion
Programming
1 month ago 11.3K views 0 shares
collectIon | iphone-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, macbook pro-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, startup-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Faruk Brbovic darkgaro One benefit of working for startups, you get to keep your Macbook Pro after they fail. I've collected 2 so far this way 10:44 PM 30 Jul 21 Twitter for iPhone 699 Retweets 410 Quote Tweets 3,460 Likes

Class Of Programmers
Javascript Python Java StackOverflow Linux
2 months ago 64.2K views 0 shares
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Content Left Terror Cell Asset Has a PhD Actively targets CS maiors. CCP Cybersecurity Engineer Linux Kernel Engineer Unemployed Graduate Has a decendA can' write a resu Applied to 200 obs Minecraft Modder Williterally only brosram for Open-Source Developer Started coding dicer they waccie the hate has 10 in the Masters Student All heir rends are emploved Regrets pursuing higher educatio Independent Game Developer has n attormer rames for 34.3g on Steam, sells Authoritarian VR Chat Dev Investment Firm Hasn'been ourside since March 2020 Developer One of 3 devs in the whole company Made 65k Legacy Codebase Programmer Maintains a Government Contractor Makes below-average salar The CS Professor confecenters divan sos Devops Hasn't sleottor 2 hou On call 247 FANG Engineer Has solved every cetcode program Asp.Net Dev Only knows Cs and SOL. Laid Off Engineer Spent 10 years in the same job. doy a new gra promo update All-Women Startup Carbon Developer 1.7M followers on Linkedin, Language released 2 weeks ago, culture in "Disrupting' Will fervently defend Carbon on al 13K points on Stack Overflow Knows deep down abandoned by Goo AAA Game Dev JavaScript Dev Never wont to college craned Worked go hours his Tries to interset with damere on Knows Data Science Engineer Dion cover Eastern European Developer Makes S15kyear Milacceptany Gitlab ticket Empornium Admin Expert in peer-to-peer data transfer Weheite lil haen't changed since GENAS Libertarian Lockheed Martin Rocket Telemetry Engineer Has to pass a drug The Fed ber of extremis Discor Ex-military Engineer on HR-mandated Paid Leave sexua harassment Will get fired In aweeks Electrical Engineer Took one procramming class in colles NSA cybersecurity asset Has access to state secrets will he assassinated by the sovemment after they've completed their The Saudi Exchange Student Vent to an American niversitu Returned to Saudi Arabia to work for a The Job Hopper Will switch jobs every 12 months, gets a 20' raise every time Contributes bai on 4Chan John McAfee Wanted by federal authorities had a chance to cash out ears Python Developer spends hou Schizophrenic Developer Defense Contractor Contributes to develooment of someone go a Silk Road Admin Wanted by the FB Onlv uses oublic wisrand Tails