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Programmers In Startup

1 day ago 95.8K views 0 shares

The startup dev experience in one image! That moment when you realize you're not just writing code—you're also the DevOps engineer, QA tester, product manager, and somehow also handling customer support tickets. Nothing says "we're scaling fast" like having one developer frantically juggling the entire tech stack while the founders are busy pitching to VCs. The mythical "full-stack" developer finally revealed: it's just one sleep-deprived person with 17 different Slack channels open and an IV drip of espresso.

The Perfect Startup Formula

Programming Agile

3 days ago 56.4K views 0 shares

Ah, the perfect startup recipe – combine one person who can't actually build the product with another who can't actually sell it! It's like watching two people who can't swim high-five each other before jumping into the ocean. "We'll figure it out as we sink!" The magical handshake that transforms incompetence into a venture capital pitch deck. Somehow these partnerships still manage to raise millions before anyone realizes neither founder knows what they're doing. Silicon Valley alchemy at its finest!

Startupping Intensifies

Agile Webdev Programming

5 days ago 61.2K views 1 shares

Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

Life In A Startup: The Endless Pivot Nightmare

Agile Devops Programming

8 days ago 66.3K views 0 shares

Life In A Startup: The Endless Pivot Nightmare

Oh sweet mother of all that is holy in tech! 😩 The CEO beaver is having another "visionary moment" while the developer beaver is just BEGGING for stability! The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "I have big plans" for the 47th time this quarter! Meanwhile, the developer's soul is actively leaving their body as they contemplate how they'll rewrite the ENTIRE codebase AGAIN because someone read a Medium article about microservices over breakfast! The eternal startup cycle of build, pivot, cry, repeat!

Perks Of Being A Vibe Coder

Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend Backend

9 days ago 112.1K views 0 shares

Ah, the mythical "Vibe Coding Intern" position! The requirements? "High agency" and "understands code" — which is corporate speak for "we want someone who can do everything without being told and already knows how to code." But the real kicker is in the perks: "Low salary" listed right after the free cursor subscription. At least they're honest about exploiting you while promising that sweet, sweet "revenue share" that'll materialize right after your VC funding and girlfriend from Canada.

I Raised Money From Vibe Capitalists

Programming Agile Frontend Backend

12 days ago 70.4K views 0 shares

The perfect storm of tech startup dysfunction! Two muscular figures shake hands, representing the unholy alliance between "Engineers who can't code" and "Marketers who can't market" - creating the ultimate "Vibe Startup." It's like building a rocket ship where nobody knows aerospace engineering but everyone's really enthusiastic about space. These companies somehow raise millions on buzzwords and good energy alone. The codebase is just Stack Overflow snippets held together with hopes and prayers, while the marketing strategy consists entirely of posting motivational quotes on LinkedIn. But hey, the office has kombucha on tap and a ping-pong table, so obviously they're the next unicorn!

From AI Builder To Security Nightmare In 48 Hours

AI Security Programming Databases Cloud

14 days ago 97.1K views 0 shares

From AI Builder To Security Nightmare In 48 Hours

From "AI will build my SaaS" to "Oh god, the hackers are coming" in just 48 hours! The classic startup journey speedrun. First post: "My SaaS was built with zero code using AI tools! People actually pay for this!" Second post: "HELP! My API keys are maxed out, people are bypassing subscriptions, and someone's writing 'DROP TABLE users;' in my database!" The best part? The admission "I'm not technical" after bragging about building a SaaS product. Nothing says "robust security architecture" like learning about SQL injection attacks in real-time while your paying customers watch!

I Am An Indie Hacker

Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

16 days ago 64.5K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the indie hacker paradox. Building that revolutionary SaaS app that will "disrupt the industry" while simultaneously avoiding anything resembling actual employment. The dream isn't to work—it's to create a passive income stream so you can post beach laptop photos on Twitter while your Stripe notifications fund your avocado toast. Six months later, you're still "pre-revenue" but have strong opinions about VC funding.

Disruption At Its Finest

Programming

20 days ago 71.4K views 0 shares

Ah, startup innovation at its finest! The intern just solved Uber's profitability problem by eliminating their biggest expense—the actual cars. Just pay someone $7.50 to walk with you instead of $56.76 for a ride. Brilliant! The best part is the sketchy "1994 white kevin" who's supposedly arriving in 3 minutes. Nothing says safety and reliability like a mysterious Kevin from the 90s showing up as your walking companion. Silicon Valley VCs are probably throwing term sheets at this idea right now. "It's like Uber but with 100% profit margins and zero vehicle maintenance costs!" *chef's kiss*

New Cloud Architecture

Security Devops AWS Azure Gcp

22 days ago 138.2K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

Very Frequent This Days

Linux AI

23 days ago 87.8K views 0 shares

Content > New Startup based on Al Product > look inside > Just a wrapper on gpt

Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

Programming Webdev Agile

24 days ago 87.9K views 0 shares

Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)

The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

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