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Content Dark Github Question Is there a place like github where semi-legal or illegal projects are shared? 4 120 S 25 CelestialChemist 11 h Yes, on GitHub. 1 Antworten 4 593

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ChatGPT just casually dropping truth bombs at 10:32 PM while your battery's dying. Nothing says "I've reached peak tech disillusionment" like an AI agreeing that Windows 11 is basically a delivery system for software nobody asked for. Meanwhile, NixOS sits in the corner like that smug friend who does CrossFit and never shuts up about their "minimal, intentional lifestyle." The real joke is we'll all complain about bloatware and then immediately install 47 Chrome extensions and wonder why our computers run like they're swimming through molasses.

Content : HackerMan 041523(Sat)00:43:03 No. 72959568 Call a company "Hello would you like whitehathacker LLC to attempt to hack you? We offer our services to poke 27 KB JPG holes in your network, and if we find a problem, we let you know. That way we can patch it so no big bad hackerman can break in?" They agree Try to "hack" their system Sit on my ass for a week "Your system is fully functional and we did not find any holes" Get paid

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