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Content KibyDesign Got a email from my job saying all employees get a 30 gas card to alleviate high gas prices (we are required to drive clients around). Why when I went to sign up it sent me another email saying was phished by my tech department as a tester and then got assigned training???

The divine punishment for developers who dare to dream of work-life balance! This meme perfectly captures the absurd commandments handed down to programmers—build an entire operating system with 90s-era graphics constraints (640x480 resolution with a measly 16 colors) while simultaneously engaging in espionage warfare with intelligence agencies. It's basically the tech equivalent of parting the Red Sea while juggling flaming torches. The "Moses of the New Millennium" isn't bringing tablets of stone, but impossible technical specifications that would make even Linus Torvalds weep into his keyboard.

Ah, sweet summer child with dreams of "enhancing" the Linux kernel with AI. Linus Torvalds is probably already typing a profanity-laden email explaining why your brilliant idea belongs in the same category as "adding blockchain to grep" or "making systemd even bigger." The Linux kernel maintainers have spent decades perfecting schedulers that can run everything from supercomputers to toasters. But sure, slap some AI on it! While you're at it, why not rewrite the whole thing in JavaScript? Those 9 replies are probably ranging from "please read the kernel documentation first" to "who let the intern on the mailing list again?"

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