This Incident Will Be Reported

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Oh honey, you thought you were special enough for sudo privileges? TRAGIC! 💅 That ominous "This incident will be reported" message is the ULTIMATE walk of shame in Linux land! Your terminal just tattled on you to Santa Claus (aka the sysadmin) who's now adding your name to the naughty list with a screenshot of your pathetic attempt at power! The nerdy emoji's face says it all - that moment of pure TERROR when you realize your digital crime spree just got logged for all eternity. Hope that unauthorized command was worth the impending awkward conversation with IT tomorrow!

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