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When the middle management wants new microservices to appear more productive

by Programmer October 3, 2024, 10:35 am 775 Views

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[text] e Maciej Walkowiak maciejwalkowiak 19h This microservice could have been a SQL query Q 60 1 635 Q 4761 388.6K 2 Matt B aubiematt 17h Replying to maciejwalkowiak found a microservice once that has no database and only returned the same static values. QO s n QO o ihi 9899 Mikael Flodn MikaelFloden 17h Replying to aubiematt and maciejwalkowiak Imagine having to bump dependencies maintain the build pipeline add security scanning code quality monitoring and documentation for that service J Q 3 0 QO 16 i 2258 MattB aubiematt Replying to MikaelFloden and maciejwalkowiak LOL none of that was happening imnmediately removed it and replaced it with a hardcoded value wherever it was used. It was a core dependency too The app was faster and more stable after removing it. We went from like 2 5 alerts a day to zero. 137 AM Feb 24 2023 1072 Views

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