query Memes

Limit Prod DB Access
Databases Devops Programming Debugging Backend
3 days ago 66.5K views 0 shares
Limit Prod DB Access
That moment when you realize your WHERE clause went missing and you just rewrote half the company's customer data. The cold sweat. The panic. The desperate hope that someone's going to tap you on the shoulder and say "just kidding, there's a backup." But deep down, you know... your resume needs updating faster than those 12 million rows you just mangled.

The Facial Hair Guide To SQL Joins
Databases Programming Backend
3 days ago 59.4K views 0 shares
The Facial Hair Guide To SQL Joins
Database joins explained through facial hair is the education we never knew we needed. Left join keeps all records from the left table but only matching ones from the right—just like how our guy keeps his left-side beard but borrows facial hair only where the right face matches. Right join? Reverse that logic. Inner join is where both tables have matching records, so only the mustache survives. And full join keeps everything from both tables, resulting in that glorious full-beard situation. Who needs ER diagrams when you've got these magnificent faces teaching SQL? The database professor we deserved but never had.

The SQL Join Facial Recognition Guide
Databases Algorithms Programming Backend
5 days ago 70.7K views 0 shares
The SQL Join Facial Recognition Guide
Finally, a visual aid for SQL joins that won't disappear from your brain after 5 minutes! Forget those boring Venn diagrams—these facial expressions perfectly capture the existential dread of figuring out which JOIN to use at 2 AM when your query is returning 17 million duplicate rows. The subtle difference between that "I've lost all hope" look of INNER JOIN versus the "I've seen things" thousand-yard stare of FULL JOIN is just *chef's kiss*. Database administrators around the world are printing this out and taping it to their monitors as we speak.

The Guardian Angels Of Stack Overflow
StackOverflow Algorithms Programming Debugging Databases
6 days ago 72.9K views 0 shares
The Guardian Angels Of Stack Overflow
The divine intervention of Stack Overflow strikes again. You spend hours crafting the perfect search query for your data analytics problem, only to be saved by some random hero who asked the exact same question three years ago and got a perfect answer. That person isn't just a programmer—they're your guardian angel with admin privileges to the universe. The real data analysis is figuring out how they predicted your specific obscure error before you even started your career.

SQL And Chill
Databases Programming Backend
12 days ago 89.0K views 0 shares
SQL And Chill
Nothing says romance like pulling up a complex SQL query during intimate moments. Sure, some people light candles, but real database administrators show off their perfectly normalized tables and multi-JOIN statements. That query's got more relationships than a soap opera, with tables for customers, sales_orders, and products all interconnected in a beautiful dance of foreign keys. The perfect date night doesn't exi— oh wait, there it is: ORDER BY Employee_Id.

SQL Clause Is Coming To Town
Databases Programming Backend
19 days ago 71.8K views 0 shares
SQL Clause Is Coming To Town
Ah, Santa's gone full DBA this year! The perfect ugly Christmas sweater for that database admin who spends December filtering out the naughty list. Instead of checking it twice, Santa's running SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' and sorting that table twice for good measure. The "SQL Clause is coming to town" pun is the kind of dad joke that makes junior devs roll their eyes while secretly wanting the sweater for themselves. Just pray Santa's database is properly indexed, or those good children might not get their presents until February.

Src Equalsj Query
Javascript Databases
2 months ago 14.1K views 0 shares
srcEqualsjQuery | jquery-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOUR SITE TAKES OVER 30 SECONDS TO RENDER AVE BUT IT DOES RENDER

Wow
Javascript Typescript Java Linux Testing
2 months ago 140.9K views 0 shares
wow | developer-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, software developer-memes, front end-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, requirements-memes, angular-memes, typescript-memes, unit test-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

We Have All Been Here
Databases Backend
2 months ago 8.4K views 0 shares
weHaveAllBeenHere | sql-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me after doing a simple SQL query (180654 rows affected) (I'm absolutely cooked)

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages
Javascript Programming php Java StackOverflow
2 months ago 113.0K views 0 shares
How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

Ah yes, yet another perfectly accurate Web Developer essentials…
Javascript Python Java Linux Databases
2 months ago 83.3K views 0 shares
Ah yes, yet another perfectly accurate Web Developer essentials… | programmer-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, design-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, database-memes, vue-memes, bootstrap-memes, query-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Aditya Singh Follow WEB DEVELOPER SKILL BASICS 1. Html a 2. Css 3. Javascript FRAMEWORK 1. Bootstrap 2. React.is 3. Angular.js A 4. Vue.is DESIGN 1. Figma 2. Photoshop 3. Adobe.XD BACKEND 1. SQL 2. Databases 3. Python 4. Java 5 Techie Programmer (a EXTRA 1. Git 2. Github 3. MediaQuery 4. Library Framework 2022 All You need to know as a Web Developer... Show more 36K 76 r 235

Anyone else hide ascii art pics of their pet in their code?
Databases Backend
2 months ago 8.7K views 0 shares
Anyone else hide ascii art pics of their pet in their code? | code-memes, sql-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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