query Memes

Src Equalsj Query

srcEqualsjQuery | jquery-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content YOUR SITE TAKES OVER 30 SECONDS TO RENDER AVE BUT IT DOES RENDER

Wow

wow | developer-memes, javascript-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, software developer-memes, front end-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, requirements-memes, angular-memes, typescript-memes, unit test-memes, cli-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Salary 550-650 Location Dublin City Centre, Dublin, Republic of Ireland Type Contract Start ASAP UI Software Architect 101154 Desired skills: React, Angular, UI, Front End, Java Hybrid (In Ireland), 1 day per week in office 12-month contract We are teaming up with a Dublin-based client who requires a Software Architect who specialises in UI to join their growing team. ' will be joining their team as a technical leader to help define the technical direction and strategy for the existing team. If you have deep technical knowledge of React this could be a great fit for you! Requirements: 6 years' experience as a Software Developer 53 years expertise with React and Angular Strong experience with JavaScript, TypeScript, Query Strong experience in Unit Testing with Jasmine etc

We Have All Been Here

weHaveAllBeenHere | sql-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me after doing a simple SQL query (180654 rows affected) (I'm absolutely cooked)

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages

How to save the princess using 8 programming languages | programming-memes, javascript-memes, php-memes, java-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, try-memes, node-memes, version-memes, express-memes, overflow-memes, production-memes, c#-memes, query-memes, language-memes, framework-memes, product-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content BUT ThE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY O toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOUrS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINIShED WITH THE FRAMEWORK THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAS MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTLE YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YOU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU. YoU HAVE JAVA YoU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER YOU'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LISP YoU HaVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES, WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THEN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YoU HAVE PuP YOU HaVE TO reScUE THE PRiNCESS... IN PHP.. MART VIRKUS '6 toggl

Ah yes, yet another perfectly accurate Web Developer essentials…

Ah yes, yet another perfectly accurate Web Developer essentials… | programmer-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, web developer-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, python-memes, web-memes, design-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, angular-memes, database-memes, vue-memes, bootstrap-memes, query-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Aditya Singh Follow WEB DEVELOPER SKILL BASICS 1. Html a 2. Css 3. Javascript FRAMEWORK 1. Bootstrap 2. React.is 3. Angular.js A 4. Vue.is DESIGN 1. Figma 2. Photoshop 3. Adobe.XD BACKEND 1. SQL 2. Databases 3. Python 4. Java 5 Techie Programmer (a EXTRA 1. Git 2. Github 3. MediaQuery 4. Library Framework 2022 All You need to know as a Web Developer... Show more 36K 76 r 235

Anyone else hide ascii art pics of their pet in their code?

Anyone else hide ascii art pics of their pet in their code? | code-memes, sql-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content E Welcome D Run L Cancel EXEC Hi Stanley SQLQuery1 - disconnected Disconnect Change Connection Stanley Estimated Plan E Enable Actual Plan E Enable SQLCMD - Export as Noi Messages 2:17:23 PM Started executing query at Line 1 80 88888888888 008.0008 888878808088888806808008888008888 888888880888888808888888780000848 ( 99 ( 78 (9998888888888888889800888(8 (8888 (8 (88 . .. (8 ( ( ( (8 ( ( 99999(88. (9 ( (9979998888, 11 ( 18(,((( That Alici .( ( ( (( ( ( (8 (, ( (, (98 ( (988 9888 499992222 1288888 18880

Just Use Raw Sqlplease

justUseRawSQLPlease | aws-memes, sql-memes, IT-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JUSTUSE RAW SOL NOIYOU NEED TO USE AN ORM, GREATE A LOT OF COMPLEXITY, USE A WEIRD QUERY BUILDER, CREATE INEFFICIENT QUERIES AND IN THE 149END, USE RAW SOL ON IT 14 AUSTUSE RAW SOL 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Real Backend Devs Runs Queries Without Transaction

realBackendDevsRunsQueriesWithoutTransaction | backend-memes, data-memes, devs-memes, api-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, query-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior Dev wondering why API is returning data: 1 Me who ran a delete query in production DB in pgAdmin: It might be my fault.

It Was Asimple Query After All

itWasASimpleQueryAfterAll | query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the Select Top 1 has been going for over 3 minutes now

My Company Wants Me To Do This In Three Days

myCompanyWantsMeToDoThisInThreeDays | management-memes, version-memes, data-memes, django-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, http-memes, authentication-memes, session-memes, redis-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Django Middleware Authentication(inbuilt, and jwt) Implementation of Authentication using decorator or Middleware or any other way Models and Manager (customizations, custom queries, chaining, join statements, data formation, related - new django version, optimization) Serializer (django rest framework) Method based views (class based views - django rest framework and django) Context manager (settings.py, FE passing data) BE optimizations Redis (caching, session management, pub-sub) Swagger https:docs.djangoproject.comen5.0topicsdbmanagers https:www.django-rest-framework.orgapi-guideserializers https:docs.djangoproject.comen5.0refmodelsquerysets

Rows Affected

rowsAffected | date-memes, rds-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content when you run a query to update around 80 records and see the message "7462637 rows affected."

Gotta Overengineer Them Urls

gottaOverengineerThemURLs | engineer-memes, url-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content NOOOO YOU GOTTA HAVE A STRUCT OF HOST, PORT, PROTOCOL QUER Z 34 34 JUST USE A STRING JUST USE A STRING 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145