Vibe Nuclear Physicists

Deployment production Disaster Friday bugs Meltdown Developers engineering Nuclear Rollback

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9 months ago 238,799 views 0 shares

Vibe Nuclear Physicists

deployment-memes, production-memes, disaster-memes, friday-memes, bugs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The perfect visualization of a production deployment on Friday at 4:55 PM. Left guy is in full zen mode because he's already updated his resume. Middle guy with the thousand-yard stare knows exactly who wrote that garbage code but can't say anything because it was him. Right guy is frantically Googling "how to rollback nuclear meltdown" while realizing Stack Overflow is down. Meanwhile, the entire system is about to go thermonuclear because someone forgot to escape a single quote in a SQL query.

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