Vibe Nuclear Physicists

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Vibe Nuclear Physicists

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The perfect visualization of a production deployment on Friday at 4:55 PM. Left guy is in full zen mode because he's already updated his resume. Middle guy with the thousand-yard stare knows exactly who wrote that garbage code but can't say anything because it was him. Right guy is frantically Googling "how to rollback nuclear meltdown" while realizing Stack Overflow is down. Meanwhile, the entire system is about to go thermonuclear because someone forgot to escape a single quote in a SQL query.

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