Physics Memes

Physics in Programming: where game developers learn that realistic simulations are often less fun than the laws of nature would suggest. These memes celebrate the intersection of physical science and software development, from the simple calculations of projectile motion to the complex simulations of fluid dynamics. If you've ever implemented gravity only to watch objects fall through the floor, optimized collision detection to the point of obsession, or explained to designers why their concept breaks the laws of thermodynamics, you'll find your theoretical and applied science friends here. From the elegant simplicity of Newtonian mechanics to the mind-bending complexity of quantum computing, this collection honors the discipline that helps software model reality while frequently reminding developers that reality is more complex than any model.

The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions
Physics Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
9 hours ago 60.1K views 0 shares
The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions
The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

Real Man Ide
Physics Gamedev Vim Programming Debugging
17 hours ago 49.7K views 0 shares
Real Man Ide
Ah yes, the ancient stone tablet IDE. Because nothing says "I'm a serious developer" like carving your collision detection algorithms into limestone. Modern IDEs with their "syntax highlighting" and "error detection" are clearly for the weak. Real programmers chisel their bugs directly into rock so they're permanent, just like their technical debt.

Thoughtful Rock
Physics Hardware Programming Debugging
7 days ago 50.6K views 0 shares
Thoughtful Rock
Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.