Meltdown Memes

The lifecycle of a "revolutionary startup idea" in Discord: from cold DM to complete meltdown in under 3 hours. Our hero Warm-Juggernaut8340 demonstrates the classic startup founder progression: blind ambition → claiming to be an engineer → insulting potential collaborators → calling them children. Meanwhile, True-Strike7696 just sits back and watches the entrepreneurial spirit implode with the patience of someone who's seen this movie before. The perfect psychological breakdown in five messages or less.

The perfect visualization of a production deployment on Friday at 4:55 PM. Left guy is in full zen mode because he's already updated his resume. Middle guy with the thousand-yard stare knows exactly who wrote that garbage code but can't say anything because it was him. Right guy is frantically Googling "how to rollback nuclear meltdown" while realizing Stack Overflow is down. Meanwhile, the entire system is about to go thermonuclear because someone forgot to escape a single quote in a SQL query.