Rollback Memes

Posts tagged with Rollback

Jira's Phantom UI Update
Agile Devops Programming Debugging Frontend
1 day ago 64.3K views 0 shares
Jira's Phantom UI Update
Ah, the classic Jira stealth rollback. You're sitting there, minding your own business, when suddenly Jira unleashes a UI update that looks like it was designed by a caffeinated intern with a vendetta against usability. Then—poof!—it's gone the next day, and you start questioning your sanity. "Did anyone else see that horrible sidebar?" "Wasn't the backlog completely broken yesterday?" Meanwhile, Atlassian's just there like Captain Holt, deadpan face: "No one will ever believe you." The digital equivalent of gaslighting an entire developer community. Classic corporate move.

The UPDATE Without WHERE Nightmare
Databases Programming Debugging Testing Backend
24 days ago 89.1K views 0 shares
The UPDATE Without WHERE Nightmare
That moment when your innocent UPDATE query without a WHERE clause turns your database into a dumpster fire. You're just trying to fix ONE little record and suddenly your terminal screams "1,276,000 ROWS AFFECTED" and your soul leaves your body. The database admin is already drafting your obituary while you frantically search StackOverflow for "how to undo massive SQL disaster without anyone noticing." Pro tip: Always begin with BEGIN TRANSACTION; so you can ROLLBACK; when you inevitably nuke production data!

The Hero's Journey: One Git Command Away
Git Devops Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 98.7K views 0 shares
The Hero's Journey: One Git Command Away
The heroic tale of saving an entire company from certain doom... by hitting git reset --hard HEAD~1 and pretending you're a genius. The corporate equivalent of turning it off and on again, but with more dramatic flair and a significantly larger bonus check.