The six horsemen of desperation in debugging:
First panel: Drowning in log files like an archaeological dig through digital garbage. "Maybe the answer is in line 4,372!"
Second panel: Setting breakpoints with the strategic planning of a toddler playing Jenga. "Let's stop at EVERY. SINGLE. LINE."
Third panel: Pair programming with a rubber duck that judges your life choices harder than your parents ever did. "This code is quacked up" is the understatement of the century.
Fourth panel: StackOverflow - where you copy-paste solutions with the blind faith of someone following a cake recipe written in hieroglyphics. "It worked for that guy from 2011, surely nothing has changed!"
Fifth panel: Making a pact with the devil because selling your soul seems reasonable when you've been debugging for 16 straight hours. "Eternal damnation? Still better than this bug."
Final panel: Rebranding the bug as a "feature" - the intellectual equivalent of sweeping dirt under a rug and calling it interior design. Pure genius.