The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy

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The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy
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BEHOLD, the most DEVASTATING job application hack of our time! 💀 When employers demand "3 programming languages and 5 GitHub repos," they're clearly expecting groundbreaking innovations - not five variations of printing "Hello World" in different languages! The sheer AUDACITY of creating separate repositories for each "Hello World" program is both the most brilliant and most chaotic energy I've ever witnessed. Peak developer energy is creating an entire GitHub portfolio that collectively accomplishes exactly ONE thing. Technically meeting requirements while doing the absolute minimum? That's not laziness, that's EFFICIENCY!

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