The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy

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That moment when your casual "yeah, I'll do it tomorrow" joke backfires spectacularly because your PM immediately updates the Jira ticket with a hard deadline. Suddenly your theoretical timeline becomes an official commitment, and your soul leaves your body as you realize you've played yourself. The panic sets in—you haven't even looked at the requirements doc, there's that weird legacy code you've been avoiding, and now it's officially due tomorrow. Congratulations, you've turned your harmless banter into a binding contract faster than you can say "git commit --amend".

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OMG, the ULTIMATE programmer therapy session! 🦆✨ That rubber duck isn't just a bath toy, honey - it's the CHEAPEST THERAPIST in the coding universe! "Commit suicide" in programming means pushing your broken code to the shared repository, which is basically MURDERING everyone else's productivity. The drama! 💀 Instead, programmers use "rubber duck debugging" where you explain your code line-by-line to this judgmental little yellow friend until you realize your mistake was SO OBVIOUS the whole time. That duck will listen to your existential coding crisis without charging $200/hour or telling you to try yoga. Truly the emotional support animal programmers deserve!

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