The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy

Content If you use Foo and Bar as your variable names in official documentation, you are doing nothing to help your users learn

Content Society if Windows wouldn't censor 130BA

The absolute CHAOS that ensues when some deranged soul utters those five fateful words! That hypnotic spiral of pure terror with a screaming cat at the center is EXACTLY what happens in your brain when someone suggests skipping testing and deploying straight to production. One minute you're sitting there coding peacefully, the next you're spiraling into an existential crisis because your colleague just casually suggested committing digital arson. The visual representation of every developer's nightmare - watching in horror as untested code gets unleashed upon innocent users. Pure. Unadulterated. PANIC.

Content writing one (1) unit test quitting programming entirely to become a baker

Somewhere in Nebraska, a lone COBOL developer is literally holding up the digital world like Atlas himself. While tech bros brag about their microservices architecture, this unsung hero is silently preventing the financial apocalypse with code older than most developers' parents. Banks don't send thank you cards for averting economic collapse every Tuesday at 2 AM when the batch job mysteriously fails. The real infrastructure isn't in the cloud—it's in Nebraska, running on a language that uses "PIC X(30)" to define a string because it was cool in 1959.

The modern tech interview process in one painful frame. Looking at those shooting stars and wishing for the impossible – passing a coding interview without spending months memorizing obscure tree traversal algorithms that you'll never use in the actual job. Ten years of experience? Great! Now reverse this linked list while I watch you sweat. Meanwhile, the actual job is 90% googling how to center a div and wondering why your production code suddenly stopped working after a dependency updated by one minor version.