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Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
Python Programming
6 days ago 124.6K views 1 shares
Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
When you inherit from both parents but implement the interface as a Python class. The onesie is basically a programmer's birth certificate written in code. Love how the live() method is just an infinite loop of sleeping, yielding to Bardak (probably a parenting framework for diaper changes), and calling be_awesome() . The implementation of be_awesome() ? Just pass . Already awesome by default—no logic needed. That's some solid object-oriented parenting right there. The imports are chef's kiss: import ibtiSam as mom and import boaz as dad . Aliasing your parents like they're npm packages. The class constructor takes both parents' genes as parameters—multiple inheritance done right. And that __init__ printing "hello world!" is probably the most accurate representation of birth ever coded. Baby's first deployment was clearly a success. No exceptions raised, all tests passing, and already in production with that "Welcome home" comment. 10/10 would instantiate again.

The Best Way To Make An Infinite Loop
Csharp Programming Debugging
12 days ago 236.9K views 0 shares
The Best Way To Make An Infinite Loop
Someone discovered that C#'s ConcurrentDictionary.AddOrUpdate() method is basically a cheat code for infinite loops. Instead of the boring while(true) , they're using a lambda that ignores the key, ignores the current value, and just... keeps updating the same dictionary entry forever. The lambda returns value , which triggers another update, which calls the lambda again, which returns value , which... you get it. The genius part? The IDE shows "No issues found" because technically this is perfectly valid code. It's like telling your compiler "I'm not stuck in an infinite loop, I'm just very enthusiastic about updating this dictionary!" The output window spamming "Hello, World!" is chef's kiss—proof that sometimes the most cursed solutions are also the most creative. Pro tip: Don't actually do this unless you want your code reviewer to question your life choices and your CPU to file a restraining order.

This Sub In A Nutshell
Programming
15 days ago 168.9K views 0 shares
This Sub In A Nutshell
So you're telling me the people upvoting memes about merge conflicts, production bugs, and regex nightmares have never actually... coded? The self-awareness here is chef's kiss. It's like joining a cooking subreddit when your only culinary achievement is microwaving instant ramen. But hey, at least they're honest about it—most people won't admit their entire programming career peaked at copy-pasting "Hello World" from a tutorial and watching it compile once before never touching an IDE again. The greentext format really drives home that 4chan energy of brutal honesty mixed with collective self-deprecation.

Random Meme About My Coding Skills
Programming Python Debugging
20 days ago 203.8K views 1 shares
Random Meme About My Coding Skills
You know you've reached peak developer status when you put the function name INSIDE its own parameter list. It's like trying to eat a sandwich while you're still making it. The gorilla's intense stare perfectly captures the energy of someone who just wrote Helloworld("print") instead of print("Hello world") . That's not just a syntax error—that's a philosophical statement about the nature of reality itself. You're not calling a function to print something; you're calling a function named Helloworld and passing "print" as an argument. What does Helloworld do with "print"? Nobody knows. Not even Helloworld knows. This is the coding equivalent of putting your car keys in the fridge and your milk in the ignition. Technically you've used all the correct components, just in a spectacularly creative order that defies all known laws of programming.

Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code
Programming C++
1 month ago 196.7K views 0 shares
Takes Six Or Seven Lines Of Code
When you're told to learn a new programming language and it's just C with a silly little hat on. "skibidi main", "yapping", "bussin" - seriously? This is what happens when the marketing team decides they need to make programming "hip with the kids." Next they'll have us writing yeet_exception() and no_cap_boolean . At this point, just embrace the chaos and wait for the TikTok programming language where all variables must be declared with dance moves.

German C: The Language Of Nightmares
C++ Programming Debugging
1 month ago 126.5K views 0 shares
German C: The Language Of Nightmares
Ah, the mythical German C language – where function names sound like commands from an angry drill sergeant. The code shows the classic "Hello World" program, but with Germanic syntax that would make any normal C programmer wake up in cold sweats. Instead of the civilized int main() and printf() , we've got Ganz Haupt() and druckef() – because apparently regular C wasn't intimidating enough. And let's not forget zurück 0 instead of return 0 because why use English when you can sound like you're summoning a demon? The therapist clearly hasn't seen what happens when your compiler encounters this monstrosity. Trust me, the error messages would be in German too, and twice as long.

When AI Writes Your Hello World
Ruby AI Security Programming
2 months ago 293.5K views 0 shares
When AI Writes Your Hello World
When you're so lazy that you ask AI to write a "Hello World" program and then execute it directly without even reading the code. That final eval code is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect blend of modern efficiency and complete disregard for security. Nothing says "senior developer" like blindly executing code from the internet. Security team having a stroke in 3... 2... 1...

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The Hello World Certification
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
2 months ago 210.5K views 0 shares
The Hello World Certification
The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Front-end dev says don't put a language on your resume after a 15-minute tutorial, and someone replies "at least wait until you've written hello world." That's like saying "don't call yourself a chef until you've successfully boiled water." The gatekeeping is real, folks, but so is the imposter syndrome that makes us think we're React developers after watching half a YouTube video.

The Germanic Syntax Nightmare
C++ Programming
2 months ago 236.4K views 0 shares
The Germanic Syntax Nightmare
Just when you thought C couldn't get any more terrifying, the Germans had to make their own version. Look at this monstrosity— Ganz Haupt() instead of main() , druckef instead of printf , and zurück 0 instead of return 0 . Your nightmares of segmentation faults just got a whole new language pack! Imagine debugging this while someone yells compiler errors at you in German. Memory management was already painful enough in regular C—now it's painful AND efficient.

That Sweet Hello World Satisfaction
Programming Webdev Javascript Debugging Frontend
2 months ago 234.4K views 0 shares
That Sweet Hello World Satisfaction
That smug look when you manage to get "Hello World" working after 6 hours of fighting with environment variables and dependency hell. The waffle is just a bonus - carbs fuel debugging sessions. Next step: convince yourself you're ready to build the next Facebook.

Say Hi In Your Mother Language
C++ Programming
2 months ago 191.8K views 0 shares
Say Hi In Your Mother Language
The perfect response doesn't exi-- When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you're a C++ developer, there's only one correct answer: a perfectly formatted "Hello World" program. This dev skipped all the pleasantries and went straight for std::cout << "Hi!" << std::endl; because let's face it, semicolons are basically punctuation marks in a programmer's native tongue. The username "Im_Not_GlaDOS" makes it even better - clearly someone who speaks fluent machine but is definitely not a homicidal AI.

Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
Python Programming
3 months ago 218.5K views 0 shares
Typical Child In The Life Of A Programmer
Behold, the ultimate programmer flex: writing your baby's entire lifecycle in Python. The parents imported themselves, created a class with genetic inheritance, and defined core functions like init (hello world!), live (an infinite loop of sleep and awesomeness), and the smuggest be_awesome method with that classic programmer confidence. I've seen startups with less documentation than this baby. And that yield Bardak() line? Clearly the parents are planning for those 3 AM feedings. The only thing missing is a proper exception handler for diaper failures.