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Calculator And Me
Git Webdev Programming
13 days ago 162.8K views 0 shares
Calculator And Me
The duality of every developer's GitHub profile. You fork these magnificent, architecturally complex repositories with thousands of stars—beautifully crafted frameworks, intricate libraries, sophisticated tools that took teams years to build. Meanwhile, your own repos? A calculator app. Maybe a to-do list if you're feeling ambitious. That minimalist white cube perfectly captures the stark simplicity of "yet another basic project" we all have gathering digital dust in our profiles. The contrast hits different when you realize you've forked React, TensorFlow, and the Linux kernel, but your pinned repositories are literally just arithmetic operations wrapped in a GUI. We're all out here pretending to be contributors to enterprise-grade software while our actual output is "calculator-app-final-v2-ACTUALLY-FINAL."

We All Started There
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
21 days ago 127.8K views 0 shares
We All Started There
The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.

The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy
Programming Git Csharp Javascript php
8 months ago 288.4K views 0 shares
The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy
BEHOLD, the most DEVASTATING job application hack of our time! 💀 When employers demand "3 programming languages and 5 GitHub repos," they're clearly expecting groundbreaking innovations - not five variations of printing "Hello World" in different languages! The sheer AUDACITY of creating separate repositories for each "Hello World" program is both the most brilliant and most chaotic energy I've ever witnessed. Peak developer energy is creating an entire GitHub portfolio that collectively accomplishes exactly ONE thing. Technically meeting requirements while doing the absolute minimum? That's not laziness, that's EFFICIENCY!

Found A Really Fun One
Programming Webdev Frontend
9 months ago 131.5K views 0 shares
Found A Really Fun One
Oh my goodness, this is PEAK resume padding energy! 😂 That one sad little "Hello World" program standing awkwardly among your professional projects like it BELONGS there! Nothing screams "desperate to fill white space" like putting your first-ever for-loop next to your actual accomplishments! It's the coding equivalent of listing "proficient at Microsoft Word" when applying to be a senior developer! The contrast is just *chef's kiss* perfect - your fancy React project right next to "I once made a calculator that sometimes works"!