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Prompt Injection: Job Application Edition
AI Security Programming
1 day ago 68.2K views 0 shares
Prompt Injection: Job Application Edition
Behold, the modern job search hack! This genius is trying to prompt-inject the resume-scanning AI that most companies use to filter candidates. It's like SQL injection but for desperate job seekers. Anyone who's suffered through the automated application void knows these systems are the final boss between you and a human interviewer. This person's just skipping the grind and going straight for the exploit. Ten years of experience says this won't work, but five years of cynicism says it's worth a shot. The real irony? The person who built the CV scanner probably appreciates this hack more than the HR team ever would.

Rejected In Less Than A Minute
Programming
23 days ago 70.3K views 0 shares
Rejected In Less Than A Minute
When your resume gets rejected faster than a PR with 500 merge conflicts. The timestamps don't lie - Accenture managed to both welcome and dump this poor developer in the same minute. That's efficiency you can't teach. Somewhere, a recruiter is getting promoted for optimizing the rejection pipeline to sub-60-second latency.

The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy
Programming Git Csharp Javascript php
25 days ago 95.2K views 0 shares
The Hello World GitHub Portfolio Strategy
BEHOLD, the most DEVASTATING job application hack of our time! 💀 When employers demand "3 programming languages and 5 GitHub repos," they're clearly expecting groundbreaking innovations - not five variations of printing "Hello World" in different languages! The sheer AUDACITY of creating separate repositories for each "Hello World" program is both the most brilliant and most chaotic energy I've ever witnessed. Peak developer energy is creating an entire GitHub portfolio that collectively accomplishes exactly ONE thing. Technically meeting requirements while doing the absolute minimum? That's not laziness, that's EFFICIENCY!

An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate
Programming
1 month ago 60.7K views 0 shares
An Application We Just Received... There Is Going To Be A Bit Of A Learning Curve, But At Least He Is Willing To Relocate
Ah yes, the classic career pivot from "truck driver" to "Senior Full Stack Solutions Architect / Team Lead." Because obviously, if you can back up an 18-wheeler, you can definitely architect microservices! This is the tech industry equivalent of applying to be a brain surgeon because you're really good at Operation. The recruiter's going to need a full stack of patience for this one. At least the confidence is admirable – maybe we should hire this person to handle our production deployments. They clearly aren't afraid of crashes!