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When You Accidentally Copy-Paste A C++ Function From StackOverflow Into Your Python File

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When You Accidentally Copy-Paste A C++ Function From StackOverflow Into Your Python File

You know that moment when you're frantically searching StackOverflow for a solution and you're so deep in the copy-paste zone that you forget what language you're even working in? Yeah, showing up to your Python codebase dressed in full C++ armor with semicolons, angle brackets, and template declarations is exactly that kind of energy. Your IDE is staring at you like "bro, what are you doing?" while your linter has a complete meltdown trying to parse std::vector<int> in a language that thinks types are just friendly suggestions. The Python interpreter takes one look at those curly braces and just gives up on life. Props to whoever showed up to training in medieval armor though. That's commitment to being wildly inappropriate for the situation.

Python And Javascript Chat

Python Javascript Programming

2 days ago 324.4K views 0 shares

Python walks into the room declaring it's "the JavaScript of programming languages" and JavaScript's response is a simple, confused "what?" The audacity. The sheer delusion. Python really thought comparing itself to JavaScript was a compliment. Both languages are everywhere, sure—but that's where the similarities end. Python devs are over here doing data science and AI while JavaScript devs are fighting CSS for the millionth time. The confusion is justified.

Long Gone 😮‍💨

Backend Javascript Programming

2 days ago 280.1K views 0 shares

Oh honey, the AUDACITY. The sheer BLASPHEMY of suggesting JavaScript is the best language for backend development just sent this kid straight to the orphanage. Like, sure, Node.js exists and all, but calling it the *best*? That's not just wrong, that's a war crime in the developer community. The Terminator here said "nope, not my child" and yeeted that relationship into the void faster than you can say "callback hell." Nothing says "I'm disowning you" quite like your mom being a backend dev and hearing you praise JS for server-side work. Python, Java, Go, C#, Rust—they're all sobbing in the corner while this kid just torpedoed their entire family tree with one cursed opinion. RIP to those foster parents, they never stood a chance.

Iava Scripta

Javascript Webdev Programming

7 days ago 221.6K views 0 shares

Someone took the alternate timeline where Latin never died and ran with it. We've got fac numeri() (make number), per (for), pro (while), mon() (presumably console.log but in Roman), and re (return). The variables are prefixed with # like they're trending topics in ancient Rome. Honestly, if JavaScript had been invented by the Romans, we'd probably still be debugging it in 2024. Some things transcend language barriers—like writing a function that nobody will understand six months from now. At least with Latin you have the excuse that it's a dead language. What's JavaScript's excuse?

What's My Worth

Programming Webdev Git

7 days ago 217.6K views 0 shares

The eternal cycle of developer delusion. You spend years collecting programming languages like Pokémon cards, thinking each one adds to your market value. You build 30 projects on GitHub (half of them are "Hello World" in different frameworks, let's be honest). You're feeling confident, ready to cash in on all that hustle. Then you hit LinkedIn and reality slaps you harder than a null pointer exception. Entry-level positions want 5 years of experience in a framework that's been out for 3 years, plus they're choosing between you and 9,999 other developers who also know 6 languages and have 30 GitHub repos. The job market doesn't care about your polyglot status when there's an army of developers with identical résumés. It's like showing up to a sword fight and realizing everyone else also brought a sword. Welcome to tech in 2024, where being qualified is just the baseline for getting ghosted by recruiters.

House Is Null

AI Golang C++ Typescript Kotlin

9 days ago 123.8K views 2 shares

The generational wealth gap summarized in one devastating image. Parents in their 30s: buying houses, starting families, living the American Dream. You in your 30s: surrounded by every programming language known to humanity, desperately asking ChatGPT to debug your life choices. The transformation from confident human to unhinged creature really captures the essence of learning your 47th framework this year while rent keeps going up. Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, TypeScript, PHP, Kotlin, Swift, Go, Lua, and whatever those other logos are—you've mastered them all, yet somehow house.value still returns undefined . Your parents bought property with a handshake and a steady job. You? You're fluent in 15 languages and still can't afford a down payment. At least ChatGPT understands your pain, even if it can't fix the housing market.

The Real Software Development Lifecycle

Python AI C++ Programming

9 days ago 248.4K views 0 shares

The circle of life, but make it programming. Strong men build C, which gives us the good times of stable systems. Good times make developers soft, so they create Python for "productivity." Python spawns AI hype, AI generates vibe-coded garbage that barely compiles, and suddenly we're in the bad times with weak devs who can't debug a segfault. Bad times forge strong men who go back to writing C with manual memory management. The cycle repeats. Somewhere, a Rust evangelist is crying because they didn't make the cut.

Kotlin Will Save You And Me Both

Kotlin Android Programming Java

12 days ago 203.4K views 0 shares

Java out here acting like a precision weapon aimed directly at your codebase, ready to obliterate everything with NullPointerExceptions, verbose boilerplate, and that special kind of pain only checked exceptions can deliver. But then Kotlin swoops in like a cozy safety blanket, wrapping your code in null safety, extension functions, and data classes that don't require 47 lines of getters and setters. Your codebase goes from "under attack" to "chilling on a peaceful beach" real quick. It's basically Google's way of saying "yeah, we know Java hurts, here's some aspirin" when they made Kotlin the preferred language for Android. Your legacy Java code is still down there somewhere, but at least now it's protected.

I Have New Project That Requires JS

Javascript Webdev React Programming Frontend

16 days ago 265.4K views 0 shares

You know how language learners are told to immerse themselves and talk to native speakers? Well, when you're learning JavaScript, the "natives" are a chaotic bunch of framework warriors who've been arguing about semicolons since 2009. Instead of helpful guidance, you get three different opinions on whether to use React, Vue, or Angular, a lecture about why you should've used TypeScript, and someone aggressively suggesting you rewrite everything in Rust. Good luck finding a coherent answer when one dev swears by callbacks, another worships promises, and the third has ascended to async/await enlightenment. Learning JS by talking to JS developers is like asking for directions and getting a philosophical debate about the nature of roads.

Wait A Minute

Programming Webdev C++ Python Java

18 days ago 283.9K views 2 shares

So Markdown just casually went from "barely registering on the chart" to "I'm about to end Python's whole career" in like 2 years? Someone's clearly been feeding their README files steroids. The graph shows Markdown's popularity shooting up at a near-vertical angle around 2022, threatening to overtake every actual programming language on the chart. Plot twist: Markdown isn't even a programming language. It's a markup language. That's like saying Microsoft Word is competing with C++ because people write documentation in it. But hey, according to PYPL (PopularitY of Programming Language), apparently writing **bold text** and # headers now qualifies you as a software engineer. The real question: Did someone accidentally include every GitHub README, Stack Overflow post, and Discord message in their dataset? Because that's the only way this makes sense. Next year's chart will probably show HTML as the "hottest new programming language" with SQL making a surprise comeback as "the future of coding."

When Sentence Meets Pronunciation 😂😂

Csharp Microsoft Programming

22 days ago 258.8K views 0 shares

Odin's having an existential crisis wondering if he failed as a mentor because he kept calling his son's favorite language "C hashtag" instead of "C Sharp." Plot twist: they're the same thing, just pronounced differently. Here's the thing—literally everyone who's ever encountered C# has gone through the "hashtag vs sharp" identity crisis at least once. It's written with a # symbol, which the entire internet has trained us to call a hashtag, but Microsoft decided to get all musical and fancy by naming it after the sharp symbol (♯) in music notation. Because nothing says "enterprise software development" like pretending you're composing a symphony. Fun fact: The # symbol isn't even technically a sharp symbol—that's ♯, which looks slightly different. But good luck typing that on your keyboard, so we all just use the pound/hash/number sign and pretend we're sophisticated.

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Python Programming

23 days ago 257.1K views 1 shares

Python developers looking at that semicolon like it's a forbidden artifact from another dimension. Meanwhile, everyone else is just casually ending their statements like civilized people. The beauty of Python's whitespace-obsessed syntax is that semicolons are technically allowed but socially unacceptable—like wearing socks with sandals to a tech conference. You can do it, but why would you traumatize everyone like that? The real power move is putting semicolons at the end of Python lines just to watch your teammates' souls leave their bodies during code review. It's the programming equivalent of psychological warfare.

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