Anti-Pattern Alpha

documentation bad code Technical debt Code maintenance Software design Code quality Code comments Developer excuses Anti-patterns

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Anti-Pattern Alpha

anti-patterns-memes, code-comments-memes, documentation-memes, bad-code-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

There's commenting code, and then there's weaponizing comments. While you're over there documenting your elegant solutions, some developers are crafting elaborate manifestos defending why they chose to implement a singleton that manages 47 global variables with a switch statement that's 300 lines long. The truly diabolical part? The comments are so well-written that the next developer thinks, "This person clearly thought this through." No, Chad, they just have excellent PR skills for their terrible code crimes.

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