It Ain't Much, But It's Honest Work

The eternal struggle of junior devs everywhere! That moment when you're stuck on a problem but somehow asking your senior dev feels less intimidating than typing it into Google and discovering it's a super basic question with 500 duplicate StackOverflow posts all marked as "closed for being too obvious." The fear isn't about finding the answer—it's about discovering you're the 10,000th person to ask why your code isn't working when you forgot a semicolon!

The eternal struggle between CSS and JavaScript in a nutshell! CSS knows with absolute certainty that links are purple after they've been visited (the :visited pseudo-class has traditionally defaulted to purple in browsers). Meanwhile, JavaScript is having an existential crisis thinking the link is blue, then questioning its own color perception abilities. Fun fact: JavaScript actually can't access the true styling of visited links for security reasons - browsers restrict this to prevent history sniffing attacks. So JS is literally colorblind when it comes to :visited links! Poor JavaScript, forever doomed to see unvisited styles only.

You: "I'll just change this padding by 2px. What could possibly go wrong?" Your website: *shocked Pikachu face* That moment when you touch CSS and suddenly your nav bar is in Antarctica, your buttons are inside out, and text is floating in the 4th dimension. The butterfly effect of frontend development—where changing a single semicolon can trigger the digital equivalent of the apocalypse. And yet we keep doing it... because we're masochists with deadlines.

The ultimate browser friend zone! Someone created a fake Microsoft Edge account with the most devastating rejection in browser history: "i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe." The alternating caps perfectly capture the mocking tone, like Edge is the browser equivalent of that friend who only calls when they need something. With 402K likes and 23.4M views, this digital burn has clearly resonated with the masses who've performed this exact ritual on fresh Windows installs since time immemorial. It's the circle of browser life - Edge briefly exists to facilitate its own replacement.

Start 'em young, they said. Gotta love those job listings demanding a decade of experience with technologies that have only existed for five years. This baby's already behind schedule! Should've mastered React in the womb and deployed a blockchain solution during naptime. At this rate, the poor kid will only have 18 years of experience by 20 - clearly unemployable by industry standards. Next week: "Python for Fetuses" and "Docker Containerization Before You Can Walk."

Born to code! That baby just skipped "mama" and "dada" and went straight to the universal programmer greeting. The mother's disappointed face says it all - another soul lost to the void of semicolons and stack overflow questions before they even learned to use a sippy cup. Destiny calls, and this infant answered with perfect syntax. The family wanted a doctor, but they're getting a night owl who'll survive on energy drinks and imposter syndrome.