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Is The Cure To Slow Bad Code Using Faster Hardware?
Hardware Algorithms Programming Debugging
1 hour ago 9.1K views 0 shares
Is The Cure To Slow Bad Code Using Faster Hardware?
OMG, the AUDACITY of some developers! 💀 Instead of fixing their horrifically inefficient spaghetti code, they just throw more RAM and faster CPUs at the problem like that's going to save their algorithmic sins! Honey, your O(n²) monstrosity isn't going to magically become O(log n) just because you bought a shiny new processor. It's like putting a Ferrari engine in a shopping cart and expecting it to win Formula 1. The hardware might be faster, but your code is still a dumpster fire wrapped in a tragedy!

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
18 hours ago 52.5K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Login Logic
Security Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
4 days ago 78.5K views 0 shares
Login Logic
Ah, the classic "did you type your password too quickly? DENIED!" scenario. Twenty years in this industry and websites are still pulling this garbage. Some frontend dev thought they were clever by checking how fast you type your password, as if speed equals automation. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to log in before our coffee gets cold. The best part? The site doesn't even check if the password is correct - just that you didn't type it "suspiciously fast." Brilliant security theater from the same people who probably store your password as plaintext in a CSV file somewhere.

It Won’T Get Any More Compact.
Python Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
8 days ago 62.6K views 0 shares
It Won’T Get Any More Compact.
Oh my goodness, this is peak programmer laziness at its finest! 😂 Instead of writing a proper validation function that checks if a number is an integer, some poor soul decided to hardcode EVERY POSSIBLE DECIMAL VALUE around 17 and 18 with error messages! The only value that returns True is exactly 18 (no decimals). The irony is that writing a simple isinstance(x, int) would be like 1000x more compact than this monstrosity. This is what happens when you code at 3am after your fifth energy drink! The "It Won't Get Any More Compact" title is just *chef's kiss* sarcastic perfection!

Google Should Hire Me
Javascript Programming Debugging
10 days ago 67.2K views 0 shares
Google Should Hire Me
This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.

Should I Change School
Programming Java Debugging Testing
11 days ago 79.0K views 0 shares
Should I Change School
This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.

It wasn't my bad code, it was a bit flip! I swear!
Programming
18 days ago 7.4K views 0 shares
It wasn't my bad code, it was a bit flip! I swear! | code-memes, bad code-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Dang It Was Me
Linux Backend
21 days ago 7.9K views 0 shares
dangItWasMe | code-memes, bad code-memes, git-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] See bad codes . in the project Realize that you wrote it

Realisation After2 Years Of Work
Programming
1 month ago 7.4K views 0 shares
realisationAfter2YearsOfWork | code-memes, bad code-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "Always has been" Third Job with no documentation and spaghetti code "Wait. Al code is bad code?"

You Guys Really Seem To Like These Comics So Heres Another Ishamelessly Stole
Javascript Java Linux Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 15.7K views 0 shares
youGuysReallySeemToLikeTheseComicsSoHeresAnotherIShamelesslyStole | developer-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, marketing-memes, management-memes, bad code-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, ssl-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, recruiters-memes, recruit-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, documentation-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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I'm glad I work for a company that doesn't have this stupid policy, but one of my friends is not as lucky as me...
Programming
3 months ago 7.6K views 0 shares
I'm glad I work for a company that doesn't have this stupid policy, but one of my friends is not as lucky as me... | code-memes, bad code-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Company: Has a very strict "No comment" policy, because comments bad code. Companies code: float Qrsqrt float number ) long i; float 2, y; const float threehalfs 1.5F; x2 number 0.5F; number; i ( long ) ; i 0x5f3759df - ( i 1 ); ( float ) i; y ( threehalfs - ( X2 y y ) ); return y;

Troll Despair
StackOverflow Backend
3 months ago 5.7K views 0 shares
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Content Me in 2021 Actual Software Engineer Happy cause productive Doesn't loose motivation after a bad day Me now 10x Dev C Blabbers veans roan end Can explain every line of code in detail Works slower Nothing more than a prompt engineer LOoseS SKII ever dav Easy to replace Pastes stacktrace High self-esteem I have mastered the skill of using Google Bad Code Talks more to Al to than No self worth Hard to replace No motivation left lam a god Help ChadGPT pwease F