bad code Memes

The dark truth no CS professor ever warns you about. Write elegant, maintainable code and you'll be replaced by the next bootcamp grad in 48 hours. Create a tangled nightmare of spaghetti code with zero documentation, and suddenly you've got job security until retirement. The real 10x developer strategy isn't writing more code—it's making yourself unfireable by being the only one who understands the monstrosity you've created. Career hack unlocked!

The left guy is literally crying while begging for proper control flow structure, while the chad on the right just keeps stacking else if statements like he's building a Jenga tower of technical debt. Sure, both approaches work, but one of them makes your future self contemplate a career change to organic farming. After eight years as a senior dev, I've seen codebases held together by 47 consecutive else-ifs and the hollow eyes of the maintainers.

The evolution of infinite loops from "acceptable" to "summoning Satan himself": First panel: while (true) {} - The classic approach. Clean, honest, straightforward. "Yes, I'm creating an infinite loop on purpose. What about it?" Second panel: while (["*"].Contains["*"]) {} - Getting spicy! The unnecessary complexity is like wearing a tuxedo to take out the trash. It still does the same thing, but with style . Third panel: while (Random.Int(Integer.MaxInt) is Number) {} - Now we're just being passive-aggressive. "It's not technically infinite... but it is." The programming equivalent of "I'm not touching you!" Final panel: while (DateTime.Now - Breaking the fabric of space-time. This isn't just bad code, it's a cry for help. The compiler isn't even mad anymore, just disappointed.

When your junior dev asks "What's the modulo operator?" and you're too deep into your fifth coffee to explain basic math. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like hardcoding 50 if-statements to check if a number is even when return number % 2 == 0; would do the trick. But hey, at least it's thoroughly tested for numbers 1-22! The face in the corner is all of us reviewing this code during a PR. Silent horror.