Physics Do It For You

The escalating terror of computer components at 100% utilization is painfully accurate. GPU and CPU maxed out? Mildly concerning but whatever. Disk at 100%? Now we're entering horror territory. RAM maxed? Pure dread as your system crawls to a halt. But VRM (Voltage Regulator Module) at 100%? That's straight-up "prepare for your hardware funeral" territory. Nothing says "I should have bought a better power supply" like the smell of burning electronics and the sight of your precious gaming rig becoming a very expensive paperweight. The progression from "this is fine" to "call the fire department" has never been more accurately depicted.

The classic tech support escalation in just 11 minutes flat! First, you're innocently looking up how to clean your PC, probably thinking "I'll just delete some files, run a quick scan, maybe blow the dust out..." Next thing you know, your computer's transformed into an expensive paperweight. That rapid descent from "routine maintenance" to "existential crisis" is the universal tech journey. The perfect representation of how cleaning your digital workspace is basically playing Russian roulette with your hard drive. Pro tip: always Google "how to recover data from dead PC" before attempting any cleaning.

Ah, the elusive A: drive. For the younger devs who've never experienced the joy of floppy disks, the A: drive was the default letter for that ancient 3.5" data rectangle that stored a whopping 1.44MB. That's right—not GB, not even MB—just 1.44MB. You could fit approximately one-third of a modern JavaScript framework's readme file on there. These days, most computers don't even have physical drive letters anymore, just abstract mount points that hide in the shadows like well-documented code.

Looking down from my throne of 128GB RAM while Chrome tabs multiply like rabbits. The rest of you close browsers before gaming? How quaint. I'm simultaneously running three IDEs, a Kubernetes cluster, and training an AI model just to keep my CPU fan from getting bored.

That moment when your laptop turns into a particle accelerator. 4.2 billion RPM? No wonder the bottom image shows a black hole—that's what your CPU is about to create in your lap. Intel should really add "can bend spacetime" to their marketing materials. On the bright side, you can now compile your code before you even wrote it. Temporal paradox? Nah, just another day with a gaming laptop on your thighs. The funniest part? CPU usage is only at 0.8%. Imagine if you tried to open Chrome.

OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you ask a developer to draw Europe but they've spent their entire life budget on RAM instead of geography lessons! 😱 The map is literally made of RAM sticks arranged in a vaguely Europe-shaped disaster. The UK is just a couple of lonely memory modules floating in the "sea" while Eastern Europe is apparently having an ABSOLUTE CRISIS of perfectly aligned DDR slots. This is the most expensive map ever created and it STILL doesn't have enough memory to remember what Switzerland looks like! Someone clearly downloaded their geography knowledge on a corrupted hard drive. Honestly, this is the kind of map that would make both IT professionals and cartographers cry themselves to sleep.