The Cloud Is Not My Propane

The eternal struggle of the modern tech user, summed up in one Hank Hill meltdown. That primal rage when Microsoft tries to force your precious files into their cloud prison instead of letting them live peacefully in your Documents folder.

Nothing says "I've lost control of my digital life" quite like having to specify that you want to save something on the actual computer you paid for. Next they'll want us to ask permission to use our own keyboards.

Trust issues with cloud storage? Completely rational. Why trust your files to some mysterious server farm when you can trust the hard drive that's definitely not going to fail right when you need those files most.