Another Failure Added To The List

When a React developer proudly announces they built Windows 11's start menu and someone simply asks "why," you know you're witnessing peak software development philosophy. The cherry on top is the performance question being dismissed with "I try not to let such considerations get in the way of doing great work." Translation: "Who cares if it takes 8GB of RAM to show a menu? I used my favorite framework!" And that, friends, is why your PC freezes for 3 seconds when you click the Windows button. But hey, at least some React dev got to pad their resume!

Finally, Microsoft acknowledges what we've known all along - their software requires pharmaceutical intervention. "Steve's Balm" with "Copilot enhanced formulation" is the perfect remedy for that blue screen migraine you've been nursing since the last forced update. The irony of Microsoft selling the cure for the problem they created is just *chef's kiss*. It's like your arsonist neighbor opening a fire extinguisher store next door. Side effects may include: sudden urge to reboot, unexplained file loss, and the compulsion to pay for subscriptions you don't need.

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Ah, the eternal language wars continue! This brave soul has set up his debate table with the most inflammatory programming opinion possible: "C# is java but better." It's like walking into a biker bar wearing a "motorcycles are just bicycles with training wheels" t-shirt. The Java purists are probably forming an angry mob as we speak, armed with their verbose exception handling and enterprise beans. Meanwhile, C# developers are printing this out for their office walls, nodding smugly while whispering "LINQ" under their breath. The truth hurts sometimes, Java devs. The truth hurts.