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You Can Take It From My Cold Dead Pincers
Rust Security C++ Programming
6 days ago 120.7K views 0 shares
You Can Take It From My Cold Dead Pincers
OMG, the Rust evangelism strike force is at it AGAIN! 🦀 Look at these poor C/C++ developers being accosted by yet another Rust zealot preaching about memory safety like it's the second coming! The absolute DRAMA of it all! The Rust fanatic is literally HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN with a school bus to convert them! And that final panel? The resignation of developers who know they're about to endure a 45-minute lecture on why their favorite language is basically committing war crimes against computers. I'm DYING! 💀

The Cloud Is Not My Propane
Microsoft Windows Cloud
1 month ago 121.2K views 0 shares
The Cloud Is Not My Propane
The eternal struggle of the modern tech user, summed up in one Hank Hill meltdown. That primal rage when Microsoft tries to force your precious files into their cloud prison instead of letting them live peacefully in your Documents folder. Nothing says "I've lost control of my digital life" quite like having to specify that you want to save something on the actual computer you paid for. Next they'll want us to ask permission to use our own keyboards. Trust issues with cloud storage? Completely rational. Why trust your files to some mysterious server farm when you can trust the hard drive that's definitely not going to fail right when you need those files most.

How It Feels To Read Assembly
Programming Hardware C++ Debugging
5 months ago 176.4K views 2 shares
How It Feels To Read Assembly
Four guys staring silently at engine parts is exactly what happens when debugging assembly code. You squint at incomprehensible MOV, JMP, and ADD instructions, desperately hoping someone notices the register that's off by one bit. It's like trying to read a novel where every letter has been replaced with hieroglyphics, and the table of contents is written in hex. The only difference is that car engines occasionally make sense.