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Looks like someone forgot to handle their price exceptions in production. That electronic shelf label is just screaming "null null" where a price should be - the digital equivalent of a store clerk throwing their hands up and saying "I have no freaking idea what this costs anymore." Even the database is feeling the economic crisis. Can't afford to store actual values these days, just pointers to nothing. Somewhere a backend developer is getting a frantic call while pretending they didn't see the Slack notification.

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C# compiler: "You can't convert char to string." Me, reaching for my trusty .ToString() method like it's a hall pass: "Not to worry. I have a permit." The permit? Just the same damn method I've been slapping on every object since 2002. Six years of software architecture experience and I'm still solving problems by mindlessly appending .ToString() like it's duct tape for code. Works every time until it doesn't.

The universal decision tree for bug prioritization in software development: 1. Is it easy to fix? → Immediately jumps to "I'll fix it immediately" 2. Actual importance? → *crickets* 3. Is it breaking production? → CRITICAL!!! The irony is painfully real. Developers will spend 4 hours fixing a one-pixel UI misalignment because it's "quick" but postpone refactoring that nightmare authentication system that's held together with duct tape and prayers. Then suddenly everything's on fire when it inevitably breaks.